Sunday, September 30, 2007

680. Bare Necessity (Carole Matthews)

Synopsis from Amazon:
When Emily Miller's boyfriend posts a revealing picture of her on the Internet, she's sure things couldn't get worse. Wrong. She then learns that he's desperate to make money before the bank repossesses their house and comes after them for an additional 100,000 debt, incurred by said boyfriend without her knowledge. So Emily moves in with her New Agey best friend, Cara, and tries to maintain her sanity. Then the tabloids camp outside the door of Cara's Hampstead digs, and Emily loses her job as an English teacher. Meanwhile, Cara is having her own relationship troubles, prompting the two women to begin indulging in late-night drinking and spell-chanting sessions designed to right all wrongs and bring love into their lives.

My rating: 3 stars

679. Mystic River (Dennis Lehane)

Mystic River

Synopsis from Amazon:
Twenty-five years ago, Dave Boyle got into a car. When he came back four days later, he was different in a way that destroyed his friendship with Sean Devine and Jimmy Marcus. Now Sean's a cop, Jimmy's a store owner with a prison record and mob connections, and Dave's trying hard to keep his demons safely submerged. When Jimmy's daughter Katie is found murdered, each of the men must confront a past that none is eager to acknowledge.

My rating: 3 stars

678. The Alienist (Caleb Carr)

Theodore Roosevelt as NYC Police Commissioner

Synopsis from Amazon:
The year is 1896, the place, New York City. On a cold March night New York Times reporter John Schuyler Moore is summoned to the East River by his friend and former Harvard classmate Dr. Laszlo Kreizler, a psychologist, or "alienist." On the unfinished Williamsburg Bridge, they view the horribly mutilated body of an adolescent boy, a prostitute from one of Manhattan's infamous brothels.

The newly appointed police commissioner, Theodore Roosevelt, in a highly unorthodox move, enlists the two men in the murder investigation, counting on the reserved Kreizler's intellect and Moore's knowledge of New York's vast criminal underworld. They are joined by Sara Howard, a brave and determined woman who works as a secretary in the police department. Laboring in secret (for alienists, and the emerging discipline of psychology, are viewed by the public with skepticism at best), the unlikely team embarks on what is a revolutionary effort in criminology-- amassing a psychological profile of the man they're looking for based on the details of his crimes. Their dangerous quest takes them into the tortured past and twisted mind of a murderer who has killed before. and will kill again before the hunt is over.

My rating: 4 stars

677. I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl (Laurie Notaro)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Laurie is married, mortgaged, and now—miraculously—employed in the corporate world, discovering that bosses come in all shapes, sizes, and degrees of mental stability. After maxing out her last good credit card at Banana Republic, she’s dressed for success and ready to face the jungle: surviving feral, six-foot-plus Gretchen (“Three Thousand Faces of Eve”) before battling the overbearing, overstuffed (in way-too-small pants) new mom Suzzi, who ruthlessly cancels Laurie’s newspaper column and learns that payback can be a bitch. Laurie also explores the backstabbing world of preschoolers at a Halloween party, the X-rated madness of a family trip to Disneyland, and the pressure from her QVC-addicted mother and the rest of the world to reproduce. But while losing more friends to babies than to booze, she realizes there’s a plus side: at least for a couple of months she gets to be the thinner friend.

My rating: 5 stars

676. The Waterworks (E. L. Doctorow)

Broadway at 42nd Street in 1880

Synopsis from Amazon:
The narrator, an elderly newspaperman named McIlvaine, recalls the bizarre events surrounding the disappearance of one of his paper's best freelance writers in 1871. Martin Pemberton was the son of Augustus Pemberton, a brutal, cunning man who had made a fortune as a war profiteer, then died, leaving his family mysteriously penniless. Martin was convinced he had seen his father alive, in a coach in the company of other old men; then Martin vanished. McIlvaine interests the municipal police, in the person of odd, incorruptible Captain Edmund Donne, and together they ferret out a weird scheme in which aging millionaires have paid the brilliant, cold-blooded Dr. Sartorius to preserve their lives in a state of suspended animation.

My rating: 3 stars

675. Something Fresh (P. G. Wodehouse)

Cover of first edition

Synopsis from Amazon:
In a moment of absentmindedness, Lord Emsworth helps himself to a priceless relic, leaving its owner to offer a thousand pounds for its return. Pretty soon, Blandings is a madhouse with people tripping over one another to claim the prize.

My rating: 5 stars

Publication information:
  • 1915 (16.9.1915)
  • Methuen
  • London
  • Blue green cloth with black lettering
  • Copyright page states "First published in 1915"
  • Dust wrapper priced 6s

674. Scandalous Again (Christina Dodd)

The Card Players by Paul Cezanne, 1895

Synopsis from Amazon:
Lady Madeline de Lacy, one of the most powerful women in England, is struggling to hold her family together following her gambler father's catastrophic loss at cards. When she learns that he has gambled away her hand in marriage and is planning to stake her most precious heirloom in the Game of the Century, she takes drastic action. She switches places with her cousin and companion, Eleanor, and heads to The Game disguised as a companion herself. Eleanor, in turn, agrees to see Madeline's new fiance and break the engagement. Madeline is accustomed to running her life and the lives of those around her, so posing as a lady's maid proves to be a challenge, especially when she discovers her former fiance, Lord Gabriel, at the party. Now she must maintain her ruse even as she's drawn to the man she jilted four years earlier.

My rating: 2 stars

My reviews: Disliked the main characters.

673. An Ex to Grind (Jane Heller)

Synopsis from Amazon:
New Yorker Melanie Banks fears returning to the poverty of her childhood, and consequently has worked hard to become a top financial planner. An injury has ended her husband Dan's football career, and his failure to find a new career induces her to file for divorce, only to find out that she now has to support Dan in the style that she can afford. Her only hope is a clause in the settlement stipulating that if Dan cohabitates with someone for 90 days, her alimony stops. So she enlists the help of a matchmaker to surreptitiously find the perfect woman for her ex. Then the plan works too well. With the help of this new paragon, Dan turns into the man Melanie tried to mold him into, and now she wants him back.

My rating: 3 stars

Friday, September 28, 2007

672. The Visit (Friedrich Durrenmatt)

Synopsis from Amazon:
The play takes place “somewhere in Central Europe” and tells of an elderly millionairess who, merely on the promise of her millions, swiftly turns a depressed area into a boom town. But the condition attached to her largesse, which the locals learn of only after they are enmeshed, is murder.

My rating: 4 stars

671. Built (Amie Stuart, Jami Alden, Bonnie Edwards)

Synopsis from Amazon:

Kink
Amie Stuart

A manicurist by day, blond bombshell Cherise likes to walk on the wild side at night, where uninhibited sex comes in every style and flavor. And she's got the right moves to get gorgeous, green-eyed air-conditioner repairman D'Angelo out of the Texas heat and into her sizzling world where a little extra spice makes lovin' extra nice.

Down And Dirty
Jami Alden

Business exec Taylor Flynn storms next door to complain about the noisy weed whacking, but her mouth goes dry--and the rest of her melts with wet, wild longing--when she meets the man himself, landscape contractor Joe Tierney. Now he's ready to show this all-work-and-no-play woman that it's time to get naked...and get dirty.

Rock Solid
Bonnie Edwards

Florida carpenter Jake McKay can't resist the honey voice insisting he travel cross country to renovate an historic Seattle estate. When he meets Lexa Creighton, it's a lust at first touch, and skin-scorching pleasure all the way. But it's going to take a little help from some amorous ghosts to keep this rock solid man where he belongs--in Lexa's bed.

My rating: 2 stars

Thursday, September 27, 2007

670. Love: A User's Guide (Clare Naylor)

When I googled "gorgeous film star," I got Brad Pitt -- no disagreement there.

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Amy is a mere fashion assistant, until she meets gorgeous film star Orlando Rock. Then she finds out that being a celebrity is not all she imagined.

My rating: 2 stars

669. To Tame a Duke (Patricia Grasso)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
When beautiful Lily Hawthorne, who is secretly a renowned spy catcher known as The Gilded Lily, is kidnapped by a British nobleman who is bent on revenge, they are both hurled into a world of intrigue and temptation as passion rages between them.

My rating: 2 stars

668. Smart Vs. Pretty (Valerie Frankel)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Francesca Greenfield, a smart, urban professional is suddenly tossed out of her so-so career and into the business of selling coffee alongside her pretty, perky sister, Amanda. But selling coffee is only the start of their problems. The sisters have been thrown together in a last-ditch attempt to rescue the family business before it goes permanently down the drain and, as for the coffeehouse itself, well there's rarely a dull moment. Consider the piranha-minded next-door franchise and the brainstorms of one nearly psychotic marketing manager for starters. And who can forget about love? Or at least sex. Thanks to a promotional contest, it's not long before Amanda is looking to explore the aura of a butch mountain climber while Francesca considers shedding more than her inhibitions with a former model. The stakes are rising and it's time to find out whether smart or pretty knows best, whether the distinction really suits either one of them, and whether the Greenfield sisters are actually capable of living happily ever after.

My rating: 3 stars

667. For Better, For Worse (Carole Matthews)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Josie Flynn is in New York for the wedding of Martha, her American cousin. Having just been through a messy divorce, she's hardly in the mood to don a lilac bridesmaid's dress, especially when she thinks Martha is about to marry the wrong man. In fact, Josie is all for talking Martha out of what could be the biggest mistake of her life. Which is all very noble, until Josie meets Matt Jarvis and appears to be about to fall for the wrong man herself. And when an ex-husband, an old flame, a dubious boy-band and a seriously determined duck enter the picture who can tell where it will all end ....

My rating: 1 star

666 (Ack!). Shadow Divers (Robert Kurson)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
February 1945. The war is almost over and Britain and America rule the waves. Sixty young Nazi soldiers are stranded underwater in U-Boat U-869 with barely enough fuel to make it home. The commander must decide whether to carry on to America and risk death in the pursuit of glory, or to admit defeat and return home. He decides to risk it. September 1991. Two deep-sea wreck divers receive a tip-off from a local fisherman about a site off the New Jersey coast. What they discover defies belief: a Nazi U-boat, 230 feet underwater. The recommended limit for diving is 130 feet, but John Chatterton and Richie Kohler know that if they don't take the risk, the mystery of the wreck will remain unsolved. Shadow Divers is the extraordinary story of the six-year quest for Hitler's lost sub. In the attempt to identify the sunken U-boat and its crew, the team teach themselves German, turn back fanatics and conspiracy theorists, and piece together an incredible story. In between, they make some of the most daring and dangerous scuba dives ever attempted. This is a gripping and compellingly readable account of human courage in the face of remarkable odds.

My rating: 4 stars

665. Chronicle of a Death Foretold (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Setting out to reconstruct a murder that took place 27 years earlier, this chronicle moves backwards and forwards in time, through the contradictions of memory and moments lost in time. Its irony gives the book the nuances of a political fable.

My rating: 4 stars

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

664. Running in Heels (Anna Maxted)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
"To say that Babs is my closest friend is rather like saying that Einstein was good at sums. And if you've ever had a best friend, you'll know what I mean. Babs and I had such a beautiful relationship, no man could better it. And then she met Simon." Now Babs, noisy, funny Babs, is getting married. And Natalie, 27, is panicking. What happens when your best friend pledges everlasting love to someone else? As the confetti flutters, Nat feels her good-girl veneer crack. She teeters into an alluringly unsuitable affair that spins her crazily out of control and into trouble -- with her boss, Matt, and with Babs. Caught up in the thrill of bad behaviour, Nat blithely ignores the truth -- about her new boyfriend, her best friend's marriage, her mother's cooking and the wisdom of inviting Bab's brother Andy -- slippers and all -- to be her lodger. But perhaps what Nat really needs to face is the mirror -- and herself ....

My rating: 4 stars

663. Stately Pursuits (Katie Fforde)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Hetty Longden's mother thinks that looking after Great Uncle Samuel's crumbling stately home will be just the thing for Hetty's broken heart. Hetty doesn't mind; at least she can be miserable in private. But 'private' is a relative term in a village which revolves around the big house, particularly when you are expected to thwart Great Uncle Samuel's awful heir, and his nefarious plans for his inheritance. Pitchforked into the community's fight to save the manor, Hetty has no time to wallow. And once she has shared her troubles with one neighbour (Caroline: a very understanding shoulder, despite her glamorous appearance and impossibly long legs), and cast an appreciative eye over another (Peter: equally long-legged, but offering rather more practical help), she wonders if her heart is irretrievably broken after all ....

My rating: 3 stars

662. Jacob's Faith (Lora Leigh)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Jacob left Faith six years before, unaware that the mark he left on her also left her in an agony of sexual heat that never dimmed. Now Jacob and Faith are together again, but surprises lurk around every corner and dangers as dark and deadly as their very creation surround them in more ways than one.

My rating: 4 stars

661. Murder is Easy (Agatha Christie)

Cover of first edition

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Luke Fitzwilliam could not believe Miss Pinkerton's wild allegation that a multiple murderer was at work in the quiet English village of Wychwood -- or her speculation that the local doctor was next in line. But within hours, Miss Pinkerton had been killed in a hit-and-run car accident. Mere coincidence? Luke was inclined to think so -- until he read in The Times of the unexpected demise of Dr Humbleby!

My rating: 4 stars

Publication information:
  • 1939
  • Collins Crime Club
  • London
  • Orange/red cloth with black lettering
  • Dust wrapper priced at 7/6

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

660. The Physicists (Friedrich Durrenmatt)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
The world’s greatest physicist, Johann Wilhelm Möbius, is in a madhouse, haunted by recurring visions of King Solomon. He is kept company by two other equally deluded scientists: one who thinks he is Einstein, another who believes he is Newton. It soon becomes evident, however, that these three are not as harmlessly lunatic as they appear. Are they, in fact, really mad? Or are they playing some murderous game, with the world as the stake? For Möbius has uncovered the mystery of the universe—and therefore the key to its destruction—and Einstein and Newton are vying for this secret that would enable them to rule the earth.

My rating: 4 stars

659. Sophie's World (Jostein Gaarder)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
A young girl, Sophie, becomes embroiled in a discussion of philosophy with a faceless correspondent. At the same time, she must unravel a mystery involving another young girl, Hilde, by using everything she's learning. The truth is far more complicated than she could ever have imagined.

My rating: 4 stars

658. A Rumor of War (Philip Caputo)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
In March of 1965, Marine Lieutenent Philip J. Caputo landed at Da Nang with the first ground combat unit deployed to Vietnam. Sixteen months later, having served on the line in one of modern historys ugliest wars, he returned homephysically whole but emotionally wasted, his youthful idealism forever gone. A Rumor of War is more than one soldiers story. Upon its publication in 1977, it shattered Americas indifference to the fate of the men sent to fight in the jungles of Vietnam. In the years since then, it has become not only a basic text on the Vietnam War but also a renowned classic in the literature of wars throughout history and, as Caputo explains, of the things men do in war and the things war does to men.

My rating: 4 stars

657. The Plague (Albert Camus)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
A haunting tale of human resilience in the face of unrelieved horror, Camus' novel about a bubonic plague ravaging the people of a North African coastal town is a classic of twentieth-century literature.

My rating: 5 stars

656. In a Sunburned Country (Bill Bryson)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Bill Bryson follows his Appalachian amble, A Walk in the Woods, with the story of his exploits in Australia, where A-bombs go off unnoticed, prime ministers disappear into the surf, and cheery citizens coexist with the world's deadliest creatures: toxic caterpillars, aggressive seashells, crocodiles, sharks, snakes, and the deadliest of them all, the dreaded box jellyfish. And that's just the beginning, as Bryson treks through sunbaked deserts and up endless coastlines, crisscrossing the "under-discovered" Down Under in search of all things interesting.

Bryson, who could make a pile of dirt compelling -- and yes, Australia is mostly dirt -- finds no shortage of curiosities. When he isn't dodging Portuguese man-of-wars or considering the virtues of the remarkable platypus, he visits southwest Gippsland, home of the world's largest earthworms (up to 12 feet in length). He discovers that Australia, which began nationhood as a prison, contains the longest straight stretch of railroad track in the world (297 miles), as well as the world's largest monolith (the majestic Uluru) and largest living thing (the Great Barrier Reef). He finds ridiculous place names: "Mullumbimby Ewylamartup, Jiggalong, and the supremely satisfying Tittybong," and manages to catch a cricket game on the radio, which is like

listening to two men sitting in a rowboat on a large, placid lake on a day when the fish aren't biting; it's like having a nap without losing consciousness. It actually helps not to know quite what's going on. In such a rarefied world of contentment and inactivity, comprehension would become a distraction.
"You see," Bryson observes, "Australia is an interesting place. It truly is. And that really is all I'm saying." Of course, Bryson -- who is as much a travel writer here as a humorist, naturalist, and historian -- says much more, and does so with generous amounts of wit and hilarity. Australia may be "mostly empty and a long way away," but it's a little closer now.

My rating: 4 stars

Sunday, September 23, 2007

655. The Lilies of the Field (William Barrett)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Homer Smith, a black ex-GI, encounters Mother Maria Marthe, the leader of a group of German-speaking nuns, and is soon playing a pivotal role in helping them realize their dream of building an adobe chapel in the desert.

My rating: 4 stars

654. The Rule of Four (Ian Caldwell, Dustin Thomason)

One of the illustrations from the Hypnerotomachia Poliphili

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
When four Princeton seniors begin the Easter weekend, they are more concerned with their plans for the next year and an upcoming dance than with a 500-year-old literary mystery. But by the end of the holiday, two people are dead, two of the students are injured, and one has disappeared. These events, blended with Renaissance history, code breaking, acrostics, sleuthing, and personal discovery, move the story along at a rapid pace. Tom Sullivan, the narrator, tells of his late father's and then a roommate's obsession with the Hypnerotomachia Poliphili, a 15th-century "novel" that has long puzzled scholars. Paul has built his senior thesis on an unpopular theory posited by Tom's father–that the author was an upper-class Roman rather than a monk–and has come close to proving it.

My rating: 2 stars

My review: The story see-saws between being a thriller and a coming-of-age story. The authors should have decided on which it was going to be because it doesn't work being an amalgam of the two.

653. Again the Magic (Lisa Kleypas)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Kleypas (Worth Any Price, etc.) has made a name for herself with her darkly sensual historical romances and her willingness to treat the social issues of the Victorian era with the same intensity she brings to the relationships in her novels. Her latest book follows the romance between childhood friends Lady Aline Marsden and stable boy John McKenna. When the budding romance between Aline and McKenna is discovered, McKenna is banished from the estate. In order to protect him from her father's wrath, Aline makes McKenna believe that she's rejecting him because of his lowly status. Now a real estate tycoon in New York City, McKenna returns with a plan -- to seduce and abandon Aline as punishment for her earlier rejection. However, McKenna is unaware of the secrets Aline has kept all this time, and he's unprepared for the passion that he and Aline still share.

My rating: 4 stars

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

652. And Then There Were None (Agatha Christie)

Cover of first edition (UK) -- it's good that they changed the title

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Ten strangers are invited to an island by the mysterious U.N. Owen. All are accused of murder and slowly, inexorably, the nursery rhyme comes to fruition, and they begin to die, until there are none.

My rating: 5 stars

My review: One of her best! A must-read for any mystery lover.

Publication information:
  • 1939
  • Collins Crime Club
  • London
  • Orange/red cloth with black lettering
  • Dust wrapper priced at 7/6

651. Ties That Bind (Jaid Black, Lora Leigh)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Sins of the Father -- Candy Morgan has always felt badly about the fact that her father duped and then fired his former protégée, James Douglas Mahoney III. Worse yet, she knows that JD has always believed her to be a part of the conspiracy to get rid of him. When JD comes to power during a hostile takeover of Morgan Chemicals, Candy realizes he will want revenge against her family so she prepares herself to be ousted from the company. But much to her surprise, JD doesn't oust her. Instead, he wants his vendetta against the Morgans settled in an entirely different fashion, in a way Candy never could have imagined in her wildest, most wicked dream ....

Surrender -- Cole has wanted Tess for years. And he's warned her of this several times. He's also warned her HOW he wants her. Tied down in his bed, under his domination, surrendering to his desires ....

My rating: 4 stars

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

650. My Own Private Hero (Julianne MacLean)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Adele Wilson firmly believes life should be calm and entirely without emotional drama. So the first landed gentleman her mother puts in front of her is the one she agrees to marry, and wedding preparations begin as neatly as she hoped. Until, on the way to seal the deal, her carriage is overtaken by ransomers. And then the ransomers are overtaken by someone handsomer, namely Damien Renshaw, Baron Alcester, cousin to her betrothed. Prim, stately Adele finds that she too is being overtaken, by the manliness of this heroic, albeit complicated man. And Damien is not totally unmoved by her challenging nature, which he believes hides a passion and recklessness never before explored. If only he can get her to explore it with him, there is no telling what kind of love – and excitement – the two of them might discover together.

My rating: 3 stars

649. A Well Favored Gentleman (Christina Dodd)

A Faroese stamp depicting a selkie

Synopsis from Amazon:
Powerful Ian Fairchild is a man with magical powers and dark secrets--and he covets Fionnaway Manor. But the Scottish estate is owned by beautiful Lady Alanna, and Ian must marry her to gain the right to claim Fionnaway as his own. Alanna doesn't trust the handsome Ian but all too soon she finds herself falling in love with him. The secrets Ian holds may make it impossible for him to love her in return and despite Alanna's faith, his past and dark heritage threaten a happy ending for the two lovers.

My rating: 3 stars

648. Castles (Julie Garwood)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Princess Alesandra (of some unspecified country) has been happily tucked away in a convent, but in 1820 the wicked General Ivan indicates that he has designs on the princess: if he marries her, he can take over the kingdom. Alesandra's guardian, the Duke of Williamshire, brings her to England to assure her safety. Unfortunately, the duke and his wife become afflicted with a "mysterious ailment"; the only solution is for the princess to live with Colin, the duke's eligible bachelor son, in his London townhouse. The duke and duchess think Colin should marry Alesandra. Colin, however, wants no part of marriage; and Alesandra, who alternates between moments of intelligence and sheer vacancy, will marry anyone who won't hand her over to that awful Ivan fellow. When Alesandra is almost abducted by men from her homeland, Colin's protective instincts shift into high gear. Can love be far behind?

My rating: 3 stars

647. Mystique (Amanda Quick)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Dark and forbidding, the legendary knight Sir Hugh the Relentless is aptly named. Yet he has met his match in Lady Alice, the quick-witted, red-haired beauty who can help him find the mysterious green crystal he seeks. Soon she replaces the crystal as the prize of his dreams -- but whether she returns his secret passion is another matter!

My rating: 2 stars

646. Thunder and Roses (Mary Jo Putney)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Clare, a pious Methodist schoolteacher in a small Welsh village in 1814, agrees to live for three months with a wealthy man named Nicholas known as the "Demon Earl." Nicholas is the son of a nobleman and his gypsy wife who grew up spending some months of each year on the road with caravans and the rest of the year residing in his grandfather's sumptuous mansion. A part of the bargain is that he be allowed to kiss her once a day. Clare hopes that if she carries out her end of the deal Nicholas will see that the dangerous mine in town--in which several men have already lost their lives--is brought up to modern standards. There are also several subplots involving a friend of Nicholas's who has turned vengeful because of an imagined wrong done to him, and the rumor that Nicholas's grandfather died of a heart attack after barging in on his grandson in bed with the grandfather's second wife.

My rating: 3 stars

645. Princess Charming (Elizabeth Thornton)

Synopsis from Amazon:
When Gwyn Barrie inherits a mysterious legacy donated by an anonymous benefactor, she is sure it's too good to be true -- and it is. For along with the legacy comes the man named as the sole trustee of the money: handsome, charming Jason Radley.

Eight years ago, Gwyn and Jason were in love -- until Gwyn disappeared for reasons Jason could never understand. Now fate has brought him back into her life again -- along with the funds Gwyn so desperately needs.

But Gwyn's good fortune quickly sours when someone begins to follow her all over London -- someone who may even want her dead. Frightened and alone, Gwyn has only Jason to turn to. But can she trust the man who broke her heart so many years ago -- and fight the passion that is seething so close to the surface?

Soon nothing is what it seems as Gwyn and Jason are swept up in a terrifying game of greed and lust -- where the stakes are nothing less than their lives....

My rating: 3 stars

644. Submission & Seduction (Lora Leigh)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Submission - In her desperation to repair the rift between herself and her daughter, Ella moves back to Virginia, and agrees to allow the ghost of her past back into her life. As a favor to her daughter, she allows James Wyman, Jesse's twin, to stay the week in her new home. James. Dominating. Sexy. Younger. The man that has filled her most secret fantasies, her most forbidden desires. And James is determined Ella won't escape him again. This time, she will submit.

Seduction - Jesse Wyman knows Terrie's reluctance to accept the desires that are a natural part of him. Desires he sees lurking in the darkest depths of her eyes. But Terrie must accept those needs herself. In a bold and risky turn, Jesse dares her to seduce him. Challenges her to accept her needs, to push her own boundaries. She must convince him. She must be willing to risk her heart, her very soul, for the ultimate prize. But is Terrie more daring than even Jesse knew?

My rating: 4 stars

643. Take Me (Bella Andre)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Lily Ellis has curves -- soft, beautiful curves. The kind of voluptuous body she fears Travis Carson, the man she's always loved from afar, would never crave. But Lily is about to be proven wrong. Her adventure begins when the demure San Francisco interior decorator agrees to model a plus-size dress for her fashion designer sister. Watching this sensual beauty move down the runway, Travis can't believe it's the same Lily he's always known -- and always rejected. In a whirlwind of electric attraction, Lily is soon moaning Travis's name in his bed, not just in her wild fantasies. But Lily is all too aware that she's nothing like his past lovers. Determined to beat Travis at his own game by guarding her true feelings, Lily partners with him on a business deal that takes them all the way to Italy. In the seductive warmth of the Tuscan sun, Lily plays a game of desire with the hot-blooded Travis. Will she be burned by an all-consuming ecstasy or will Travis open his heart to the sexy, exciting, and lasting love she has to offer?

My rating: 4 stars

Excerpt:

Travis didn't know what had consumed him. All he knew was that from the moment Lily had stepped out on the runway in that dress, he had been unable to think of anything but getting her into bed.

And now, as crazy as it seemed, he wanted nothing more than to plunge into her pink wetness. Travis couldn't have asked for anything more arousing than watching her writhe on his bed while she made herself come, her thighs spread, her finger wet as it slid in and out of her incredibly tight cunt.

Travis watched her stretch and admired her curves, curves that he had always thought were too big. He grew another impossible inch behind the zipper of his jeans as Lily opened her eyes.

"Feel better now?" he asked.

Lily's big blue eyes were wide with shock, as if she hadn't known that he was sitting inches away on the edge of his bed watching her finger herself. She tried to cover her breasts and the thatch of red hair between her legs with her hands.

He grinned at what a good actress she was. "I don't think you're going to be able to hide those from me," he said, looking at her breasts, the plump flesh spilling over her forearms.

"Travis, I didn't know…" she said, but he leaned over and silenced her with a kiss.

"Enough games," he said. "You've got me so hard I'm about to blow in my pants."

Lily's eyes grew even wider as she lay beneath him. "It wasn't a dream?" she said, her words barely louder than a whisper.

Travis grinned. She was good at pretending innocence. Really good. "It's a dream if you want it to be," he said, bending his head down to her breasts. "I'm going to suck on these for a while," he added, "so feel free to come again if you need to."

Lily gasped as he grazed her hard nipple with his teeth. He used both of his hands beneath her breasts to push them together, sucking first one nipple, then the other, then both.

"Take me, Travis," she said, and he lifted his head.

Just hearing those words come out of her mouth made his cock nearly explode. Lightning fast, he ripped off his jeans, boxer shorts, and his T-shirt.

He followed Lily's eyes to his penis.

"You like?" he asked, knowing what her answer would be but wanting to hear it anyway.

She reached for him. "It's huge," she said, "even bigger than I thought it would be."

A thick spurt of precome emerged from his engorged cock. Travis pushed her hand away. She reached for him again, and he said, "If you touch me, I'll blow."

She shook her head. "No. I want to feel you inside of me. Like that. That big."

Travis quickly sheathed himself in a condom and positioned himself atop Lily on his bed. He had never had sex with a woman on his bed before, but if it was always this hot, he was definitely going to have to rethink his have-sex-at-their-house rule.

Lily was soft and warm beneath him. Her smell, vanilla mixed with sex, was both comforting and exciting.

Travis propped himself up again and settled the tip of his shaft between her legs. He slid his head into her wet heat and had to pull out immediately. He hadn't come so close to premature ejaculation since he was sixteen in the backseat of his souped up Chevy with the head cheerleader.

But then Lily pressed her hips to his, and he did what he had wanted to do since the moment she walked out onstage: He plunged all the way into her.

"Oh God, Travis, don't stop," she said as she flexed her inner muscles against the length of him.

Even if he had wanted to stop, he couldn't have. She was too hot, too wet. He could taste her on his lips, feel her wetness still on his thigh. The only choice he had was to explode in her willing cunt.

Leaning down until her full breasts rubbed against his chest, Travis moved in and out of her in long, intense strokes. Lily watched him, her eyes a deep, dark blue, her plump lower lip between her teeth, then her eyes fluttered closed.

He marveled at how responsive she was. She was eating him up and begging for more. Well, he thought with a groan, she had come to the right place.

It took every ounce of will to hold himself back so that Lily came again before he lost it. He dripped with sweat, causing them to slip and slide against each other. Her nipples raked across his chest. Her hands slid on the hard planes of his shoulders, his narrow hips, then back up to the back of his head.

Her moans merged with his, and her cunt squeezed him.

All thoughts of control gone, he plunged in and out of her, a rabid beast with only one thought: to claim the woman beneath him.

Travis exploded into an orgasm so big that pins and needles surged through his limbs. From within a deep fog, he thought he heard Lily cry, "Travis," but all he wanted was to keep coming like this forever.

He took her lips roughly, sure that he was hurting her with his savagery but unable to do anything else. Lily took as good as he gave, thrusting her hips into his so hard that there would be bruises.

At last Travis fell against her, his heart beating an out-of-control staccato. Holding her in his arms, still nestled between her legs, he rolled over to one side. Incredibly well sated, Travis fell asleep.

642. French Quarter (Lacey Alexander)

Synopsis from Amazon:
When Liz Marsh hires P.I. Jack Wade to find out if her fiancé is cheating on her, she has no idea she's about to embark upon a sexual odyssey through New Orleans' steamy French Quarter. Raised to be a prim, conservative woman, it takes Jack's sizzling sexuality to make Liz shed her old self and release the secret woman inside her, a woman who seeks every sensual adventure she can find. With Jack on her arm and the decadence of Bourbon Street beckoning, Liz's sexual daring knows no bounds.

My rating: 4 stars

Excerpt: [from Chapter 1]

A thin line of nervous perspiration trickled between Liz Marsh’s breasts and into the black lace of her bra as she stood outside the slightly battered Royal Street door. She stared at the name, Jack Wade, stenciled on the old wood in gold letters beginning to peel. Taking another glance down at her transparent black blouse and short skirt, she wondered if she could go through with this.

But she really had no choice—she had to go through with it.

Even so, when she turned the doorknob and stepped inside, the last thing she expected to find was a dark-haired god of all that was sexual. He sat behind a desk that had seen better days, but he made it look good. Leaning comfortably back in his chair, he made her think of an animal lounging in his lair. His eyes were a shade lighter than midnight and seemed to pin her in place the very moment he lifted them.

She stopped, halted by the sheer magnetism, and reached out for the back of the chair that sat across from him. Not only was she suddenly more nervous than she’d been a few seconds ago, but she was wearing new heels, bought—however crazily—just for this occasion, and just a look from him made her feel unbalanced.

“Hello there.” His voice was as rich as dark chocolate. “What can I do for you?”

What couldn’t he do for her? That quickly, she found herself mentally penning a list that started with “kiss my lips” and descended to kneading her sensitive breasts and stroking the hungry little spot between her thighs.

This wasn’t like her, not at all. Everyone knew Liz wasn’t the sexy type. They might call her pretty. On particularly good days maybe even sophisticated.And conservative—she was a woman who played by the rules. Usually, anyway. No matter how you sliced it, though, Liz wasn’t the sort of woman to experience heart-stopping lust for strange men on sight.

Maybe it was the dress. The shoes. The make-up. Maybe it was all working together to turn her into the woman she’d come here masquerading to be. Not that she’d arrived in hopes of finding a totally hot man whose very gaze colored him interested—no, that result was just an unexpected perk. She’d dressed this way because it had simply seemed important to look good—like a woman who could catch a man, keep a man—on this particular mission. The god raised his eyebrows as if to punctuate his question, which made her realize she’d never answered him.

“I want to hire you,” she said.

“For?”

Given the way they were staring at each other, the question seemed all too loaded, and a slightly wicked grin tweaked the corners of his mouth, as if he knew exactly what she was thinking.

That’s when she remembered why she was here. Despite how hot he was, she hadn’t come to catch a man. She’d come to catch a manat something. “I need to find out if my fiancé is cheating on me.”

Her hot god chuckled. “Sorry, chere . I graduated from those kinds of cases a long time ago. You wanna see Manny Goodman down on Decatur.” He lifted a thumb, pointing vaguely over his shoulder.

“But I want you . Specifically.”

Only as his grin returned did she realize she’d taken the double entendre still further. “Understandable,” he replied, arrogance and sex dripping from him. “But like I said, I don’t do those jobs anymore. Go see Manny. He does decent work. He’ll find out what you wanna know.”

Yet Liz didn’t want to see Manny. It was nerve-wracking enough to actually be hiring a private investigator, and embarrassing to admit to a stranger that the man she’d planned to marry might be getting some on the side. She didn’t want to go from place to place explaining her problem. Furthermore, her friend and neighbor, Lynda, had recommended Jack Wade. Ten years earlier, Lynda had hired him to catch her cheating husband in the act, and she’d promised Jack did good, quick, discreet work. The P.I. business seemed like one that might attract some shady characters, and because Lynda said she could rely on him, Liz wanted her search for a private eye to stop here .

What Lynda hadn’t mentioned were his gorgeous-to-the-point-of-being-hypnotic eyes, his strong jaw, his broad shoulders, or the sexy hint of a Cajun accent in his speech. He was the sort of man that made her want to touch him. Already, she experienced the urge to run her hands down what she knew would be a hard, muscular chest, to unzip his jeans and see if the bulge she couldn’t help noticing was as promising as it looked from her current vantage point. Maybe it wasn’t just reliability that made her want to stay.

Resuming the persona she’d come into the office displaying, she leaned over and braced both hands on his desk, giving him an excellent view of her considerable cleavage. The bra was her own, but the blouse was borrowed, from Lynda, and the button between her breasts strained to come undone. “Look,” she said softly, “this is very difficult for me. And you’re the guy I want for the job. If it makes any difference, money is no object.” She leaned even farther, giving him a still better view, her own seductive moves making her breasts feel swollen and sensitive within the cups of her snug bra. “Now, what will it take to get you to help me?” Peering down at him, she bit her lip slightly and felt a surge of wetness in her panties. She was struck once more by how unlike her this was—not only was she filled with uncharacteristic heat for him, but now she was using her body to manipulate him. It made her feel sexy and powerful.

“Why me?” His voice came low; his eyes turned glassy with want.

“Because I heard you’re good. And I need somebody good, somebody who can do this job well, and quickly.”

Just then, the door opened behind her.

“Hey, I just—hell, sorry, man. I thought you were alone.”

Liz spent a split second wondering just how tight her skirt stretched across her ass, just how high it rose on the backs of her thighs, before turning to see the man who’d come in. Tall, blondish, a bit lankier than Jack Wade, he was tan and classically handsome. A neater haircut would have made him a perfect Malibu Ken doll, but she instantly liked the rough edges she saw. Like Jack Wade, this guy hadn’t shaved today. But whereas the P.I. wore a simple polo shirt, his friend sported shorts and a tee that made him look laid back and comfortable in his own body. Despite his loose-fitting clothes, she could see the sinewy muscles in his arms and legs and couldn’t help wondering what it would feel like to have them wrapped around her. Liz couldn’t remember a time she’d ever been aroused by two men at once, so as her body ached, almost painfully, she counted this as another new, unlikely experience.

“Hi,” he said to her, a smile playing about his lips. “Sorry if I interrupted something.”

“No. I mean…” She glanced between the two guys who were currently filling the room with more testosterone than she’d ever felt before. “I’m a client of Mr. Wade’s, that’s all.”

The blonde tilted his head back with an, “Ah,” but his amused expression said he wasn’t sure he believed her.

Jack Wade chuckled again. “You’re makin’ quite a presumption there,chere .”

Liz bristled at his words. Something inside told her she’d come too far to turn back. To walk out of his office now without “winning” would feel like a huge defeat. Because this wasn’t just about business any longer—it had definitely become sexual; it had invisibly turned into an issue of something like…conquest. She’d dressed provocatively because telling a guy your fiancé was probably cheating seemed like the ultimate embarrassment, and she’d thought she could handle it better if she made the P.I. think her fiancé was a total idiot to look elsewhere for gratification. To walk out now would make her feel she’d failed at that, too.

“Maybe I am,” she said. Then she leaned back over the desk again, not caring what kind of view she gave the Ken doll if it meant seducing Jack Wade into taking her case. She licked her lips and gazed into those dark eyes of his, letting her voice go husky. “But I don’t think so. I think you’re too curious to turn me down.” About what, she didn’t say, but she wasn’t talking about the case.

“Is that so?” His voice was just as gravelly.

“Yes, that’s so.” She rose back up and turned to the Ken doll. “Don’t you agree? Don’t you think Mr. Wade should give me what I want?”

The blonde man looked as aroused by her as she was by her own boldness. “Ohyeah. I think he should give you whatever your pretty little heart desires.” Then he looked past her to the P.I. “Quit giving the lady a hard time, Jack.”

Jack Wade looked back and forth between the two of them, appearing half-annoyed, half-amused. Finally, his gaze settled back on Liz, turning her warm and a little wetter than she already was. “Darlin’, I’m findin’ it hard to believe a guy would cheat on ajolie fille like you.”

A rush of gratification washed through her at the compliment—she knew little French, but was fairly certain he’d just called her a pretty girl, and his sexy tone alone turned the words more suggestive.

“So why do you think he’s steppin’ out?” he added.

Of course, this brought Liz back to reality, back to the reason she was here, and it bit sharply into her excitement. “The usual signs, I suppose. Repeated claims of working late,very late, and coming home looking more rumpled than a man should get at the office. Little to no explanation when I ask why he has to work so much, and he acts like I’m nagging him when I express concern.” She paused, thinking how thin her suspicions sounded. “Maybe it seems as if I’m jumping to conclusions, but it’s just a feeling I have, and I need to find out if he’s really working or if he’s going someplace else.”

As the Ken doll stretched out quietly in a chair in the corner, Jack Wade took notes on a small pad of paper. “How often does this happen?”

“Lately, nearly every night of the week.”

Jack nodded, made another note, and then asked for a few more specifics centering on her fiancé’s place of business, normal working hours, and route to work.

Then he looked up at her. “Just so you know, nine times out of ten, if you think they’re cheatin’ on you, they are. Might save you some time and money to just go with your gut and turn the guy loose.”

But Liz only shook her head. “I need to know for sure.”

“All right then. I’ll need your name, and a number where I can reach you discreetly.”

“Liz,” she said. “Liz Marsh.” She recited her work number, watching him jot it down.

“Liz,” he repeated, letting the ‘z’ sound roll off his tongue. “I’ll be in touch with you very soon, Liz,” he promised, but his eyes said more, like he was talking dirty to her, and she felt more desirable than she had in a very long time as she thanked him for his help and exited out onto Royal Street.

The day felt balmier than usual for March. Or maybe, she thought, it wasn’t balmy out here at all. Maybe it was just the fresh and unexpected heat running thick through her veins.

641. She Drives Me Crazy (Leslie Kelly)

Synopsis from Amazon:
When she was good, she was very, very good ...
When Emma Frasier returns home to joyful, Georgia, she's greeted with the kinds of winks and lusty grins one might offer ... an adult film star?

But when she was bad ...
Thanks to small-town gossip and citizens who clearly need to get a life, Joyful's residents think Emma Jean is the "famous star" building a strip club in town. And that her barely concealed ... uh, attributes are the ones gracing the new interstate billboard.

She was better.
As if being taken for a blue movie queen isn't rattling enough, there's Johnny Walker, the local bad boy turned good-a man who tempts Emma to be just as wild and wicked as Joyful thinks she is.

My rating: 4 stars

Excerpt: [Prologue]

"Johnny, you gotta see this. There's a giant set of hooties hangin' over exit 23."

County prosecutor Johnny Walker, named for his father's favorite brand of fire in a bottle, barely looked up as he continued to pump gas into the tank of his SUV. It was too early in the morning to try to decipher Lester's sexobabble.

Coming from anyone else, the pronouncement might have raised Johnny's curiosity. But this was Lester, owner of one of the only two gas stations in Joyful, Georgia. Lester might not remember his nickname from high school, but Johnny—and most of the female population—still mentally referred to him as Lester the Lecher.

"Here you go, Les." Johnny tugged a twenty out of his pocket and extended it toward the other man.

Lester paid no attention. He continued to stare skyward. A tinge of curiosity finally made Johnny turn around. Following Lester's stare, he beheld what had so captivated the man.

The letch was right. A big giant set of hooties…er, woman's breasts… was clearly visible on a billboard by the highway exit. "I'll be damned," Johnny muttered, not believing his eyes. He couldn't help adding, "Nice rack."

Now, wouldn't that give the residents of this nasty town something to gossip about when they woke up this morning? Yessir, the townsfolk of this warm, syrupy burg—as falsely sweet as a sugarcoated lemon drop—would glance out the window while munching their corn flakes and behold a pair of snow-capped mountains standing over the interstate. Because from here, the white tassels barely covering the five-foot-in-diameter nipples did indeed resemble snow.

Lester continued to pay silent, drooling homage to the fleshy hills glistening in the morning sun. Finally, he whispered, "'Whaddaya suppose it's for?"

Johnny shrugged. "Haven't you heard? Sex sells. It could be advertising anything from toothpaste to Viagra."

"Nah, it wouldn't work," Les said with a snicker. "One look at that and a man'd realize he don't need Viagra."

Personally, Johnny hadn't needed to be titillated by pinups, magazine centerfolds or Victoria's Secret catalogues in oh, about forever. Nope, it had been the real thing or nothing since he was fourteen and a girl named Cherry Hilliard had lived up to every one of those "on top of Cherry Hill" jokes he'd heard whispered about her in the locker room.

Darn shame Cherry had found religion and married Reverend Smith. Cherry Smith just didn't have quite the same ring to it.

"One way to find out." Lester reached for the passenger side door handle of Johnny's SUV. "Let's go check 'er out."

"I can't. I've got to drive down to Bradenton for a meeting. Besides, you have another customer," Johnny said as he watched Fred Willis, a local deputy who Johnny had gone to high school with, turn his squad car into the station.

Fred had apparently noticed the breasts, too. He was paying no attention to his driving, and almost clipped Johnny's back fender as he pulled up a few inches from the pump. His ancient, dingy tan squad car gave a rusty belch as it shook, rattled and rolled to a stop. "You see that?" he yelled from the window.

"You bet…let's go!" Lester dashed around to Fred's passenger door and hopped in. The two drove off, not sparing Johnny a second glance.

That wasn't too surprising, since Johnny couldn't fairly call himself one of Fred Willis's favorite people. Particularly because Johnny got such satisfaction in setting free the poor bumbling criminals Fred and his boss, Sheriff Brady, managed to round up in this relatively crime-free area.

Give him a real crime or criminal, and he might give a damn about doing his job. But, hell, here in Joyful? The jail cell doors might just as well stand open for all the effort Johnny took to keep their occasional occupants inside them. Course, that was probably more effort than Sheriff Brady made to ensure the innocent folks who had the misfortune of being from the wrong side of town were kept out.

In Joyful, the justice system was equally balanced. If you were rich and arrogant and committed a crime, the police took care of you. If you were poor and trashy… Johnny Walker did.

Still holding the twenty, Johnny walked into Lester's grimy office and left it on the counter near the register. He gingerly picked up a half-squashed plastic water bottle and set it on top of the bill, so it wouldn't blow away in the warm summer breeze already wafting through the open door.

Looking around, he grimaced in distaste. Hopefully no one else would come to the station and enter the office looking for Lester. The magazine photos plastered across the back of the door would probably make Virginia Davenport, president of the Daughters of the Confederacy, drop dead of sheer outrage.

And with his luck, the sheriff would call it murder and want Johnny to prosecute.

"Hooties over Joyful," he mused aloud as he again glanced at the billboard and got into his car. "Now there's something you don't see every day."

As he drove out of town, Johnny was struck by the strong feeling that something interesting was about to happen.

He couldn't wait to find out what it was.

Monday, September 17, 2007

640. Love in a Cold Climate (Nancy Mitford)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
The story of coldly beautiful Polly Hampton, her aristocratic parents and the denizens of Alconleigh, reintroduces many of the characters made familiar in "The Pursuit of Love".

My rating: 5 stars

639. Things Fall Apart (Chinua Achebe)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Okonowo is the greatest warrior alive. His fame has spread like a bushfire in West Africa and he is one of the most powerful men of his clan. But he also has a fiery temper. Determined not to be like his father, he refuses to show weakness to anyone - even if the only way he can master his feelings is with his fists. When outsiders threaten the traditions of his clan, Okonowo takes violent action. Will the great man's dangerous pride eventually destroy him?

My rating: 2 stars

My review: Another book I read in school which I did not enjoy.

638. The Know-It-All: One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World (A. J. Jacobs)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
You go to school. You work hard. You go to university. You learn a lot. You're pretty pleased with yourself. You're erudite, well-read and know a whole bunch of obscure facts guaranteed at some point to appear in the questions on Mastermind or University Challenge. Then you get a job, and ten years later you stumble over Beckett but are eloquent about Big Brother and you discuss Kyle like you used to discuss Kierkegaard. Sound familiar? Well it happened to AJ Jacobs too. But he decided to do something about it. An editor at Esquire, Jacobs had built up an impressive knowledge of celebrity trivia - the cure was going to take a long time. It was big - 33,000 pages, it was heavy - 9 stone. It was the Encyclopaedia Britannica. Join Jacobs on his journey of discovery as he learns every known fact - however arcane - in the entire world. Sympathise with his long-suffering wife. Share his glee at finding a mistake. Wince with embarrassment as he fails to get into Mensa - even armed with all this information, and blows it on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Grimace as he pathetically attempts to turn every dinner party conversation to topics beginning with "A" - he'd only just begun then. Imagine Bill Bryson meeting Schott's Original Miscellany and Woody Allen at a party - that's The Know-It-All. Part assemblage of fascinating trivia, part journey through adulthood, all laugh-out-loud funny.

My rating: 4 stars

637. Silent Melody (Mary Balogh)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Though engaged, Lady Emily Marlowe, who can neither hear nor speak, longs for Lord Ashley Kendrick, a childhood sweetheart who has returned from India after seven long years away.

My rating: 2 stars

636. Catching Kelly (Sue Civil-Brown)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
When she hears that Seth Ralston, a handsome young man, has moved in with her grandmother, Kelly suspects he is only after her money, but when she rushes back to her hometown to intervene, she finds herself caught up in the man's charms.

My rating: 1 star

635. Illusion (Jean R. Ewing)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Trained as a courtesan in India, Englishwoman Frances Woodard begins to understand what love really is after she crosses paths with Nigel Arundham, Marquess of Rivaulx, a brilliant spy with some dark secrets and deadly enemies of his own.

My rating: 3 stars

634. Prince of Dreams (Lisa Kleypas)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Unable to win the hand of headstrong beauty Emma Stokehurst, bitter exile Nikolas is transported back in time where he meets a woman who looks remarkably like the Emma of his dreams.

My rating: 3 stars

Sunday, September 16, 2007

633. Skinny Dip (Carl Hiaasen)

Florida Everglades

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Clinging to a bale of Jamaican pot, she manages to stay alive, and is plucked from the ocean by former cop, current loner, Mick Stranahan. But instead of rushing to the police and reporting her husband's crime, Joey decides to stay dead and (with Mick's help) screw with Chas until he screws himself.As Joey haunts and taunts her homicidal husband; as Chaz's cold blooded cohorts in crime grow uneasy with his increasingly erratic behaviour; as Mick Stranahan discovers that six failed marriages have not killed his ability to fall in love all over again, Carl Hiaasen takes us on a hilarious, romantic, page-turning journey through the warped politics of southern Florida, and through the madness and mayhem created by the human heart.

My rating: 2 stars

My review: The book starts off great but quickly deteriorates.

632. Sphere (Michael Crichton)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
This suspense thriller opens as a 300 year old spaceship is discovered on the South Pacific Ocean floor.

My rating: 3 stars

631. Elizabeth's Wolf (Lora Leigh)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
She brought him back from death and made him live again. Dash thought himself alone, a soldier, a fighting machine and no more. Elizabeth made him realize he was a man. Danger surrounds the woman his soul marked as his mate, death and blood and a treachery that goes beyond even his worst nightmares. But he will protect her and what she claims as her own. He was created to kill, trained to do it efficiently, and only a man bound to her, heart and soul, will have the strength to save Elizabeth and her prized possession. He is a lone wolf. A man alone. No pack, no family, no one to call his own until one single, innocent letter awoke Elizabeth's wolf.

My rating: 4 stars