Monday, November 26, 2007

799. The Last Templar (Raymond Khoury)

Synopsis from Amazon:
“It has served us well, this myth of Christ.”
—Pope Leo X, 16th Century

In a hail of fire and flashing sword, as the burning city of Jerusalem falls from the hands of the West in 1291, The Last Templar opens with a young Templar knight, his mentor, and a handful of others escaping to the sea carrying a mysterious chest entrusted to them by the Order’s dying Grand Master. The ship vanishes without a trace.

In present day Manhattan, four masked horsemen dressed as Templar Knights emerge from Central Park and ride up the Fifth Avenue steps of the Metropolitan Museum of Art during the blacktie opening of a Treasures of the Vatican exhibit. Storming through the crowds, the horsemen brutally attack anyone standing between them and their prize. Attending the gala, archaeologist Tess Chaykin watches in silent terror as the leader of the horsemen hones in on one piece in particular, a strange geared device. He utters a few cryptic Latin words as he takes hold of it with reverence before leading the horsemen out and disappearing into the night.

In the aftermath, an FBI investigation is led by anti-terrorist specialist Sean Reilly. Soon, he and Tess are drawn into the dark, hidden history of the crusading Knights, plunging them into a deadly game of cat and mouse with ruthless killers as they race across three continents to recover the lost secret of the Templars.

My rating: 1 star

798. Heather and Velvet (Teresa Medeiros)

Is that Fabio on the cover? Em, gross.

Synopsis from author:

One moment Prudence Walker is living the life of a plain, dutiful orphan, searching for her lost kitten during a storm; the next she finds herself lying in a highwayman's arms. Wounded in a foiled robbery attempt, the dreaded Scottish highwayman seems harmless enough -- until he steals her will and her heart with his honeyed kisses.

The innocent lass is everything Sebastian Kerr has ever wanted, but believed he could never have. When she discovers the dangerous double life he is leading, he is forced to risk his own life to save hers. It doesn't take him long to realize that he must win the one treasure he cannot steal -- Prudence's love.

My rating: 4 stars

Friday, November 23, 2007

797. The Gift (Julie Garwood)

Synopsis from Amazon:
In 1802, in an attempt to bring peace between two warring families, the king arranges a marriage between the 14-year-old Nathanial Baker, marquess of St. James, and Lady Sara Winchester, who is four. Fourteen years later and now a pirate, Nathan wishes to claim his bride -- and the property that comes with her -- but the Winchesters aren't cooperating. Nathan decides to indulge in a "clean, uncomplicated kidnapping" and spirits his wife out of England on one of his ships. In fact Sara, long infatuated with her absent, mysterious husband, settles into life at sea quite cheerfully, enlivening the voyage by accidentally destroying a couple of sails, giving the crew food poisoning and setting the vessel on fire. Despite it all, her determined affection for and faith in Nathan and his crew gradually wins her a place in their crusty, seafaring souls and a loyalty that is tested when, on their return to London, Sara's father threatens to expose an old scandal that could ruin the St. James name.

My rating: 3 stars

796. A Season For Scandal (Stephanie Laurens)

Synopsis from author:
Tangled Reins -- Miss Dorothea Darent had no intention of ever getting married, until a dashing stranger with hazel eyes kissed her under a tree. Haunted by their kiss, the Marquis of Hazelmere, a notorious rake, was determined to win Dorothea's heart, even while she was busy dazzling other bucks of the ton. Dorothea had a choice: stick with her plans to remain an independent spinster, or surrender to love.

Fair Juno -- When the Earl of Merton suddenly found himself playing knight to a damsel in distress, he knew that his days of rakish bachelordom were numbered. But although the lady seemed grateful for his assistance, she fled the scene without revealing her name. Now it was up to him to search for the threads that would lead him back to her, he had to find her and woo her -- though past scandals and present dangers threatened his pursuit of the mysterious lady he knew was to be his destiny.

My rating: 2 stars

795. Sinful (Susan Johnson)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Chelsea Fergusson, daughter of the impoverished Earl of Dumfries in this 18th-century romance, foils an unwanted marriage to the wealthy but loathsome Bishop Hatfield in an unlikely manner: she makes herself unacceptable by losing her virginity to London's leading rake, Sinjin St. John, Duke of Seth. When Chelsea becomes pregnant, her indignant father and brothers abduct Sinjin and forcibly wed the two, then separate them and imprison him. This sets off a series of escapades that climax in Sinjin's rescue by a band of desert bedouins led by an American Indian. Can the new duke and duchess now find bliss in licentious London? It hardly matters. Sinjin leaves to buy Arabian horses in Tunis, where he is captured by an evil Bey. Chelsea determines to storm the Barbary coast and ransom him ... but all ends well in this rollicking tale, which proves to be as robust, sensual and adventurous as its protagonists.

My rating: 3 stars

My review: One of the most egregious examples of preposterous names in romance novels. Sinjin St. John??? First, St. John is pronounced Sinjin so this is like naming a kid Jack Jacques (or something similarly ridiculous). Secondly, how high were the parents that they gave their son the same Christian name as his surname??? Other than that, the book is much better than some of Johnson's other historical novels. St. John isn't a complete misogynist and Chelsea is likeable enough.

794. Too Wicked to Tame (Sophie Jordan)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
The reluctant bride Lady Portia Derring has an impeccable pedigree and not a penny to her name. Sister to a duke, this impoverished bluestocking reluctantly travels to Yorkshire to meet the wealthy earl her family insists she wed. Meeting him, however, is as far as she will go. Refusing to be a sacrificial lamb on the altar of matrimony to satisfy her brother's debts, this determined lady will do everything in her power not to gain a proposal. After all, she has plans of her own and they don't involve matrimony. The unwilling groom Known as Mad Moreton to everyone in Yorkshire, Heath lives a life as untamed and wild as the moors. After all, he has a family reputation to live down. The bad blood that runs in his veins is more than enough reason to swear off matrimony. Not even the outspoken, infuriating Lady Portia will succeed in trapping him. Bright eyes and tempting smile aside, he will resist the chit even if it kills him.

My rating: 3 stars

793. Good Groom Hunting (Shana Galen)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
With half of an old treasure map that had belonged to her pirate grandfather in her possession, Josephine Hale is determined to gain control of the second half, which currently belongs to Stephen Doubleday, her family's greatest enemy.

My rating: 2 stars

My review: Very rarely do I not finish a romance novel. Sadly, this book is one of those cases. The writing is so poor that I couldn't continue reading it after the fifth chapter.

792. Strange Attractions (Emma Holly)

Synopsis from Barnes & Noble:
The author of Personal Assets uses the world of quantum physics as backdrop for the quirky tale of Charity Wills, a high school dropout who jumps at an unusual offer to attend college for free. In this case, the price is living at the estate of a reclusive quantum physicist who has more than a clinical interest in the way denial whets longing, especially in people with well-developed erotic imaginations. Charity is determined to meet the sexual challenges from her sexy minder, but in this strange atmosphere of hidden cameras, oiled chauffeurs, and heated threesomes, she will discover unexpected challenges to her life and to her heart.

My rating: 3 stars

791. The Spy (Celeste Bradley)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
James Cunnington has a pressing mission at had: He must find the daughter of a missing code breaker for the Liar's Club, a man suspected of turning traitor for Napoleon. Time is of the utmost concern. While it is evident that his ward's new tutor has something to hide, James in unaware that the woman he seeks now resides under his very roof .... Desperate and near destitute, Philippa Atwater must don gentleman's clothing to pass herself off as a scholarly young tutor. Her clever -- if itchy -- disguise allows her time to pursue her quest to find her father, ruthlessly abducted by French spies. Closely guarding the cryptic notebook he entrusted to her care, she sense danger all around her -- even in the home of her roguishly handsome new employer, James Cunnington. Now Philippa is about to discover that the desire can be as lethal as a well-aimed bullet ....

My rating: 3 stars

Sunday, November 18, 2007

790. August Folly (Angela Thirkell)

Synopsis from Amazon:
A favorite summer pastime is the amateur theatrical. Here it serves as the stage for the farce that society can become when played in deadly earnest.

My rating: 4 stars

789. The Dead of Jericho (Colin Dexter)

I enjoyed the show better than the books.

Synopsis from Amazon:
He meets her at a suburban party. They share a flirtation over their red wine ... and he doesn't see her again. It's the old familiar story for Morse. Then one day he just happens to be in Jericho, where Anne Scott lives. Nobody's home -- and Morse should know since her door is unlocked and he takes a quick look inside. Only later does Morse learn that the lady was at home, just not alive. The jury's verdict at the inquest is death by suicide. But that doesn't sit right with Morse, and he embarks on his own investigation into the tangled private life of a lovely woman, all the while feeling his own remorse of what might have been ....

My rating: 3 stars

788. Hallowe'en Party (Agatha Christie)

Synopsis from Amazon:
At a Hallowe'en party, Hercule Poirot aids mystery writer Ariadne Oliver in an investigation into the murder of a young girl -- who may have witnessed a murder herself. But unmasking the killer proves more daunting than bobbing for apples.

My rating: 4 stars

Publication information:
  • 1969
  • Collins Crime Club
  • London
  • Orange/red cloth with gilt lettering
  • Dust wrapper priced at 25/-

787. The Cardinal of the Kremlin (Tom Clancy)

Synopsis from Amazon:
In his fourth book, Clancy uses nuclear strategies to probe the ambiguities of fighting the good fightthe Americans vs. the Soviets. By the time familiar hero Jack Ryan steps in to investigate mysterious structures on the Soviet-Afghan border, the Soviets have struck again by zapping a satellite with a free electron laser. The title's cardinal, an elite, well-placed source in the Kremlin, leaks details of this secret activity to the United States. In the backdrop of technological bravura, spiced by artful espionage and all-too-human mistakes, intelligence is transferred back and forth and there are attacks and counterattacks.

My rating: 4 stars

786. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (John Le Carre)


Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Smiley and his people are facing a remarkable challenge: a mole -- a Soviet double agent -- who has burrowed his way in and up to the highest level of British Intelligence. His treachery has already blown some of their vital operations and their best networks. The mole is one of their own kind. But which one?

My rating: 5 stars

My review: Classic. Everything about Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is great: the writing, the plot, the characters. One of the best (maybe the best?) spy novels ever written -- all the more incredible given the fact that there is actually very little action in the book.

785. Beware of Doug (Elaine Fox)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
With every one of her romantic relationships falling apart thanks to the machinations of her scheming, noisy, and nasty dog, Doug, Lily Tyler is stunned when her sexy new neighbor, pilot Brady Cole, decides to come up with a scheme to woo the canine, as well as Doug's pretty owner.

My rating: 4 stars

Excerpt: [from Chapter 1]

“Someone’s moving in.”

Nathan made the statement as if he and Lily were parked in a dark alley, wearing night-vision goggles and staking out someone’s house, instead of standing by the fence in their respective front yards on a sunny spring afternoon. They were watching several large moving men unload a leather couch from a truck into the right side of Lily’s Victorian “twin house,” the nineteenth century’s version of a duplex.

From inside her half, Lily’s French bulldog, Doug, could be heard barking as if the four horsemen of the apocalypse were galloping up the driveway. Through the closed window he sounded like a cartoon character underwater. Bwoop-bwoop. Bwoop-bwoop.

“My father’s really happy with this tenant,” Lily said, watching two of the movers bend an enormous mattress through the front door. It looked even bigger than a king size. Who in the world needed such a big bed? “That’s why he wanted me to be here when the guy moved in, in case he had any questions. The guy’s being bankrolled by a billionaire, as my father put it, so he won’t be a deadbeat like Hugh was.”

“It’s a guy?” Nathan asked sharply.

Lily nodded. “Don’t worry,” she added. “I’m sure my father read this one the riot act about loud parties and beer cans in the backyard. You and your mother can rest easy. Besides, this guy works. He’s not in college like Hugh was.”

“What does he do?”

“He’s a pilot. He’ll be flying Sutter Foley’s private jet. Apparently it’s a full-time job.” Despite herself, she was impressed with this. A pilot. It seemed so…adventurous.

Nathan nodded. “Nice, working for a billionaire. So I guess your friend Megan knows him. I mean since she lives with Foley and all. Did she say what he was like? Is he, like, old or anything?”

“I’m not sure she does know him.” Lily leaned slightly sideways as the movers manipulated the long leather couch first one way, then the other, in an attempt to get it through the door. “She isn’t very involved in Sutter’s business stuff.” She gazed down the street again, expecting that any minute a car would pull into the driveway. “Where is he, anyway? I don’t have all day. You’d think the new guy would be here, directing the movers, so they know where to put stuff. Doesn’t seem very responsible.”

“Maybe he’s on a flight,” Nathan said. “Maybe he’s gone a lot. Could be he’ll never be around.”

Lily glanced at him. “That would be great.”

Even as she said the words, a motorcycle roared up the street, rattling the windows on nearby houses, then slowed to a crawl and pulled into the driveway. It didn’t stop there, however. With a twitch of the driver’s wrist the cycle gave a gratuitous growl and pulled right up alongside the moving truck, partially on the lawn, over the front walk to a patch of grass next to the flower bed lining the right side of the porch.

It was out of the way of the movers, she gave him that. But it stood in the front of the house like the prized possession of a redneck in a trailer park.

The motorcycle’s rider wore a brown bomber jacket, faded and frayed jeans, a sweatshirt that seemed to fit snugly across a wide chest and drape loosely over a trim middle. He pulled off his helmet to reveal straight brown hair with a side part and dark sunglasses over a lean face.

He straightened his legs, swung one easily over the saddle, and settled the helmet on the seat of the black-and-chrome beast.

“A bomber jacket on a pilot,” Nathan said sourly. “What a cliché.”

Lily laughed, but could not take her eyes from the pilot. “At least the sunglasses aren’t mirrored.”

He looked like trouble, she thought. Had her father actually met this guy in person? There was no way he’d be less difficult than Hugh had been, she could tell just by looking at him. Hugh at least had been nineteen and intimidatable. This guy was an adult who worked for a billionaire, and it was obvious simply from the way he moved that he had confidence enough for several normal men. Besides, he was a pilot. Didn’t everyone know about pilots? They were all cocksure and obnoxious. She knew. She’d seen Top Gun.

In addition to everything else, he was good-looking. That was immediately obvious. In her experience, that meant a parade of bimbos through the house, not to mention parties and drunken revelry on a regular basis. Then there was that motorcycle. He might as well have been landing the jet in the backyard for all the noise that the bike made.

“Oh Daddy.” She sighed, shaking her head. Why didn’t he let her rent the place out? She’d offered, more than once. He always told her not to worry about it, that he’d take care of it, that she should just concentrate on grading papers or whatever the hell it was she did at that college.

The new tenant chatted with one of the movers a minute, gestured toward the house with broad, casual sweeps, laughed, then turned and headed for Lily and Nathan.

“One of you Lillian Tyler?” he asked, nearing them with a loose-legged stride. He removed his sunglasses in a smooth, practiced move.

His smile was pleasant, she had to admit. And he had hazel eyes that crinkled appealingly. A man who went into every situation knowing he’d be liked.

“That would be me.” She raised her hand. “Most people call me Lily.”

He reached out to shake. “Brady Cole. Nice to meet you.”

She took his hand, and their palms met, his was warm and dry, hers cool in his grip. The guy exuded confidence even through his skin, she thought.

“And this is Nathan Williams.” She gestured toward Nathan. “He lives next door with his mother, Edie.”

She watched as Brady Cole shifted his gaze to Nathan, smiled easily, and moved his hand from hers to Nathan’s. “Good to meet you, Nathan.”

Nathan nodded once and shook the offered hand. Lily noted the flush in his cheeks and knew he hated meeting new people. It wasn’t that he was shy, exactly. He just wasn’t good with change.

“Glad I got to meet you so soon. Your dad said you’d be keeping an eye on me, so I just want to say I’ll be on my best behavior.” Brady Cole grinned at her, his eyes direct.

So her father had read him the riot act, she thought. That was good. But this guy was going to have to do more than talk about good behavior. He reminded her of one of her good-looking students who thought he could charm her into a better grade than the work merited.

“Then we’ll get along just fine.” She let a pert smile tilt her lips.

His grin grew devilish. “He also said I should keep an eye on you. Apparently he doesn’t think you’re safe down here all by yourself. I get the impression he’s a little protective.”

“Is that so?” She wondered once again why her father felt the need to impress on everyone how incompetent she was to be on her own. “All he said about you was that you probably wouldn’t be a deadbeat.” She let her eyes graze him and smiled. “But the jury’s still out on that.”

Brady laughed. The sound traveled up her core to tingle at the base of her skull. She’d insulted him, and he laughed. She didn’t trust people who did that. It wasn’t sincere.

“She’s tough,” Brady said to Nathan, who startled and froze like a deer in the road. “I might have known, having met her father. Is she always like this?”

“No,” Nathan said firmly, glaring at him.

“That’s good.” Brady ignored Nathan’s curtness as if he hadn’t noticed and turned candid eyes back to her. “I don’t think I could keep up if it went on all the time. What is that noise?”

Lily glanced toward the house, saw Doug’s white-and-black body bobbing up and down on the back of the couch like a piston, his enormous ears pointed straight up like a couple of satellite dishes.

“That’s my dog,” she said, and bit her bottom lip. She’d tried everything to shut him up when he got like this, but if there were men in the vicinity, he went nuts. Doug hated men.

“Your dad didn’t mention a dog.” Brady frowned, his tone cautious.

Lily’s eyes narrowed. He could just turn those movers around if Doug was going to be a problem. Brady Cole would be gone long before Doug would be. “Maybe because the dog has nothing to do with you.”

Brady shifted his gaze to her, his smile milder now. “Does he bark like that all the time?”

Lily took a deep breath, and said decidedly, “No.”

No matter that Doug barked whenever he spotted a man, which would, in Brady’s case, be all the time. The fact was she intended to fix the problem. Maybe she’d finally have to try that citronella collar the animal behaviorist had been advocating for so long, she thought, even though she hated inflicting any kind of discomfort on Doug.

“So, Brady,” she continued brightly, “I wanted to be here to welcome you to the neighborhood and let you know that if there’s anything you need, don’t hesitate to call or knock on my door. I’m a lot easier to get hold of than my father, and I can help if something goes wrong.”

He smiled at her with warm eyes. “Great. How…neighborly.”

“I also know all the good restaurants, places to shop, library, city hall, whatever you need. And I’m happy to help.” She nodded once, with a smile, punctuating the conclusion of her duty for the day. Now she could get back to grading papers with a clear conscience. She’d done what her father had asked.

He tilted his head. “You know, I lived eight years in a condo in DC and never even met the people who lived next door to me there.”

“Things work a little differently down here—” she began, but was interrupted by one of the movers.

“Hey, Mr. Cole!” The mover took a few steps in their direction, holding what looked like a wrought-iron sculpture in one meaty fist. “Where you want this?”

Brady turned to the mover, then back to them. “Hang on a sec. I’ll be right back.” With a flash of a smile, he sauntered across the front lawn.

“I don’t think he’s going to like Doug,” Nathan offered.

“He hasn’t even met him yet,” Lily protested, watching the pilot move across the grass. He took the front steps in two long strides behind movers who muscled a black-lacquered chest of drawers inside.

“You think that’ll help?” Nathan asked.

Lily turned a glare on him, then, chagrined, looked back at the house and scowled. “No. Of course not.”

It would only make things worse. Doug had a way of making his feelings known to whomever he took a dislike. And it usually wasn’t pretty.

A second later Brady reemerged from the front door, leapt down the stoop in a single bound, and headed back toward them.

At the same time, a blue BMW convertible crept up Prince Edward Street and paused in front of the house.

Brady’s stride slowed as he reached Lily and Nathan, and he glanced over his shoulder to see what they were looking at.

“Oh no.” The words were muttered under his breath, but the dread in them resonated clearly.

Lily looked at him. His eyes were trained on the car, his mouth turned downward. He shoved his hands in his pockets and hunched his shoulders as if his mother were about to scold him for stealing the cookies.

“Someone you know?” Lily asked.

The question was answered a moment later, not by Brady Cole but by a long-legged blonde who rose out of the driver’s seat like a monolith. She stood dramatically by the car, giving Brady a hard look, then slammed the door and marched resolutely across the lawn toward them.

“You two-faced, arrogant, lying son of a bitch,” were the first words out of her mouth.

Lily caught her breath. She’d never seen vitriol so thoroughly embodied at such close range. The woman was a seething missile of rage.

“Tricia!” Brady’s tone was so futilely welcoming that Lily nearly laughed. “How did you find me?”

“You moved? You just packed up and left without a word? Were you ever going to tell me? Or did you hope you could just disappear and never have to speak to me again?” She planted herself in front of him, hands on her impossibly tiny jeans-clad hips, and gave him a look that expressed loathing on a biblical scale.

On her feet were high spiked heels. Lily wondered if they were sinking into the soft spring lawn. She could never walk on grass in heels, let alone march with the propulsive force Tricia achieved.

“Now, Tricia, I told you I was taking a new job,” Brady hedged.

Both Lily and the blonde issued a disbelieving scoff.

Brady glanced at Lily. She shrugged and mouthed sorry, with an unapologetic smile.

“Oh, please,” Tricia sneered, throwing a hand out toward the moving truck. “A new job is one thing. But what about this? You never mentioned moving. You never mentioned a whole new town. What did you think, Brady, that I’d just forget all about you? About what we had? Huh?”

“What we had, Tricia, was—”

“Don’t give me any more of your bullshit, you sadistic, misogynistic sack of shit,” she growled.

Lily raised her brows. This woman could curse like it was a foreign language. It was impressive, if a little weird.

“I didn’t want to fall in love with you, you know. But did I listen to my instincts? No! And do you know why? Because you turned on the charm. You couldn’t even help it. You’re such a goddamn talker, Brady. I fell in love with you—you made me fall in love with you—then you used me, goddamn it. Used me for sex, and now you’ve just up and moved? Is this how you break up with a woman?”

“Tricia, please,” Brady said, his voice smooth as honey. “We did not break up. We couldn’t break up because we—”

“Just stop! Do you think I’m some kind of idiot? Some kind of weak, gullible, desperate idiot? I’ll tell you who’s the idiot, Brady. You are, you cheap, dollar-store playboy.” Tricia was so incensed that her long straight hair fell into her eyes. She swept it back with a manicured hand. It rippled like a yard of silk.

Lily could swear there was a sheen of sweat on her upper lip. This was no act the woman was putting on, she meant every word.

“You talk a good game, but you are not the guy you pretend to be,” Tricia continued. “Is this the new one?” Glacial blue eyes shifted disdainfully to Lily. “You left me and came to this godforsaken outback for her? Well let me tell you, honey”—she jabbed a finger in the air toward Lily—“don’t you trust this man as far as you can throw him. Don’t get into his bed. All he wants is sex. Sex, sex, and more sex.”

“Hey, I’m not getting in his bed.” Lily raised her hands up and away from the offending party.

“Tricia,” Brady said, his voice calm and patient, like he was talking to a six-year-old, “you know as well as I do that you and I did not have a—”

Tricia’s hand flashed like mercury. The crack of her palm on Brady’s cheek seemed to bounce off the houses around them. Lily and Nathan both jumped.

Brady moved not a muscle.

“Tricia,” he said finally, in a voice that held a surprising note of kindness, “would you like me to call Silverman? Your parents gave me the number, you know. I’ll call him right now if you want.”

“Don’t patronize me, you bastard,” Tricia said, tears clogging her voice. “I just came here to tell you I’m through with you. I can do better. You’ve seen the last of this body,” she said, with a sweep of her hand down her perfect torso. “And I defy you to find a better one. You didn’t deserve me to begin with, and now you’ll have to do without.”

With that she spun on one slim heel—Lily was gratified to see that she did have to yank it out of the soil—and headed back to the car. The three of them watched as she revved the engine to life, slammed it in gear, and peeled off up the street, leaving a dark patch of rubber residue on the pavement in front of the house.

For a long moment the three of them stood silent in the echoing aftermath of Tricia’s rage. Brady looked off down the street, his mouth a grim line. On his cheek was a vivid red mark in the shape of an outraged blonde’s palm.

After a minute, Lily could stand it no longer.

“So,” she said slowly, “she seems nice.”

784. The Devil's Waltz (Anne Stuart)

Synopsis from Barnes & Noble:
Christian Montcalm was a practical man, if a destitute scoundrel, but his plan to bed and wed the delectable Miss Hetty Chipple would take care of that sticky wicket. However, there was a most intriguing obstacle to his success.

Annelise Kempton desired nothing more than to come between this despicable rogue and the fortune (and virtue) of her young charge. Certainly, Annelise understood the desperation that comes from hard times, but Montcalm would fail -- she would personally see to it. All that stood in her way was a man whose rakish charm could tempt a saint to sin, or consign a confirmed spinster to sleepless nights of longing . . . to give the devil his due.

My rating: 4 stars

Excerpt:

"Who the hell was that?" Crosby demanded. "You told me you were meeting the heiress."

Christian Montcalm turned to look down at his slightly inebriated friend. Crosby had never been the most reliable of his cronies, but then, Christian didn't tend to consort with reliable people. "The dragon got in the way. Don't worry—there'll be other chances."

"You're the one who should be worried. If you don't come up with some money soon you'll be in the river tick."

"Nonsense." He shoved the loose strand of hair away from his face. "There'll be cards tonight, and I can make more than enough to tide me over until the engagement can be announced."

"But you can't always count on the cards, old man. They don't always fall your way."

Christian smiled. He wasn't about to point out to Crosby that not only was he absurdly lucky when it came to cards, he was also skilled and unscrupulous enough to do something about it if the cards misbe haved. "I don't expect to have any problem." He turned his gaze back to the tall figure of the woman marching away from them. She was almost out of sight, which was a pity. She was really quite diverting—more interesting than the tiresome beauty was. His conversation with Miss Chippie, when he wasn't stopping her mouth with temptingly chaste kisses, consisted of an unending line of compliments. For such a beauty she demanded constant reminders that she was, indeed, unmatchable. It was very tedious.

The dragon was far more interesting. True, she was no young maiden, but he'd had mistresses far older than she and enjoyed them tremendously. She couldn't be much more than thirty, making her younger than he was, a thought that amused him. She spoke to him like a maiden aunt, scolding a naughty boy.

Ah, but he was a naughty boy. And he had every intention of becoming a great deal naughtier. And the dragon was just the sort of woman he could make mischief with.

He wouldn't, of course. He was a pragmatic man, and he'd set his sights quite clearly on Miss Hetty Chippie, the underbred, over-rich, delectable morsel who'd just been snatched from him. Marriage to a compliant young heiress was just the thing to smooth his way for the time being, and even if Hetty seemed to have a mind of her own he had little doubt that he could control her. He had enough tricks up his sleeve to keep her docile and well behaved—sex always had the most interesting effect on virgins, and there were any number of ways he could manage to throw her off balance. And it would be most pleasant, given that trim little body of hers.

Then, when she grew tiresome, as they always did, he could further his acquaintance with the dragon, which he suspected would be far more interesting and a much greater challenge.

How would she look without her spectacles? How would she look without her clothes? She would have long legs to wrap around him, and he was connoisseur enough to see that despite her general skinniness she had a decent bosom. Yes, she'd strip quite nicely.

As soon as he could talk her into it.

But first things first. "We'll go play cards, Crosby," he said pleasantly. "And then perhaps I'll decide to attend Lady Bellwhite's soiree so I can further my suit."

"With the heiress? Or the dragon?"

Christian glanced down at him. Crosby was never the brightest of men, but every now and then he was surprisingly astute. Or perhaps Christian had been too transparent. No, that was impossible. He'd spent years perfecting his charming, impassive facade.

"How well do you know me, Crosby?"

"Well enough."

"Then you know I am, in all things, a practical man. Miss Chippie will become the future Viscountess Mont-calm, and if the dragon gets tumbled somewhere along the way, then so much the better."

"You're an inspiration," Crosby said fervently.

"Indeed," Montcalm murmured as the dragon disappeared from sight. "I know."

783. Promises Linger (Sarah McCarty)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
1868, Wyoming Territory

Elizabeth Coyote will do anything, anything at all, to save the ranch she loves, including marrying Asa MacIntyre, a broad shouldered, lean hipped silver eyed gunslinger with a ruthless reputation for getting the job done. Asa dreams of a place of his own, a wife, and the respect that comes with both. Marrying Elizabeth may have started as a means to an end, but nothing in Asa's wildest dreams prepares him for the excitement of unleashing the carnal woman beneath his wife's prim and proper exterior.

My rating: 3 stars

782. Forbidden Pleasure (Lora Leigh)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
People have heard fleeting rumours about The Club. Located just outside Washington, D.C., only its members know where men go when they want to indulge the desire to share their women with a carefully selected male partner. John "Mac" McCoy resigned his membership from The Club when he married Keiley Hardin. Tempting and innocent, sweet and sexy, she would never accept Mac's desire to share her with another man. However, Mac's fantasies of sharing his wife haunt his dreams. Then Jethro Riggs, Mac's best friend, arrives at their home in Wyoming. Of all the men, it was Riggs whom Mac most shared his women with. They shared the same views on pleasing women, and a hunger to push the same boundaries. Slowly Mac and Riggs introduce Keiley to a pleasure she has never known.

My rating: 4 stars

781. White Heat (Cherry Adair)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Emily Greene met Max Aries at a party in Florence. The two left early and spent the next few days in a steamy romantic tryst. Then Max disappeared. Now he's back, investigating the alleged suicide of his father—and Emily's professional mentor—artist and art restorer Daniel Aries, whose death turns out to be connected to a series of mysterious murders and bombings of religious sites. Unbeknownst to Daniel's clients, Emily has actually been doing most of Daniel's work for the last few years, and she now finds herself tangled up in a deadly game of international terrorism.

My rating: 2 stars

My review: Predictable plot with an annoying heroine who acts hysterical. There are also some inconsistencies -- how does T-FLAC have such access??? If the Pentagon contracts out finding terrorists, it's no wonder we aren't winning the war on terror. In general, I don't like techno-thrillers. There's always too much techno and not enough thriller. Not one of Cherry Adair's better books.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

780. Courtesan (Louisa Trent)

Synopsis from Amazon:
New York 1883
With her deceased father's creditors pounding at the door, starvation imminent, and nothing left to lose, eighteen-year old Sarah Winslow signs a note to excuse her indebtedness. Little does she suspect that she's just sold herself into an exclusive brothel, her ruination orchestrated by Sebastian Turner, a wealthy gentleman who has bought and paid for her virginal innocence for reasons all his own. For eighteen long years, Seb has methodically plotted to destroy the Winslow name. And he succeeds. He now owns all of Michael Winslow's possessions, including his lovely daughter, Sarah. Seb has everything he ever wanted. Only now that he does, it's not enough. He wants more ... from Sarah. His needs know no bounds but those of pleasure when it comes to the prim and proper lady he has made his Courtesan.

My rating: 2 stars

779. Sin (Sharon Page)

Synopsis from author:
Venetia Hamilton is no stranger to erotic art — her father’s lush paintings are one of society’s secret pleasures. But Venetia has never experienced true desire. Not until she meets Marcus Wyndam, the Earl of Trent — a powerful man who holds her future in his hands and awakens her curiosity with one searing kiss. His expert touch is only the beginning of her carnal education, but something more dangerous than submission may be the price she pays for such unimaginable delight ....

My rating: 4 stars

778. The Human Comedy (William Saroyan)

Synopsis from Amazon:
The place is Ithaca, in California's San Joaquin Valley. The time is World War II. The family is the Macauley's -- a mother, sister, and three brothers whose struggles and dreams reflect those of America's second-generation immigrants.. In particular, fourteen-year-old Homer, determined to become one of the fastest telegraph messengers in the West, finds himself caught between reality and illusion as delivering his messages of wartime death, love, and money brings him face-to-face with human emotion at its most naked and raw.

My rating: 4 stars

777. See Jane Score (Rachel Gibson)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Setting: Seattle, Washington
Sensuality: 8

At long last, Seattle Times columnist Jane Alcott has a shot at a full-time assignment. She badly needs the income, but unfortunately, the opening is for a sports reporter traveling with the Seattle Chinooks hockey team and she knows nothing about the game. To add to her difficulty, the team doesn't want her, especially Luc "Lucky" Martineau, the Chinooks $33 million goalie. The team stonewalls when she tries to interview them and they haze her mercilessly; it isn't until the superstitious Luc decides that she brings good luck that Jane gets a shot at being a real journalist. But when her acceptance by the team leads to spending more time with Luc, Jane finds, to her dismay, that he’s more than a handsome, empty-headed sports jock and her heart is in danger.

For his part, Luc learns that behind "plain Jane's" boring dark clothing and black-rimmed glasses lies a quick wit, nerves of steel, and a personality that charms him. And when Jane appears at a team banquet with a new haircut, makeup, and a killer red dress with matching sexy stilettos, Luc's affection fast-forwards into a major case of serious lust. But if Jane lets herself fall in love, she'll have to find a way to explain the secret she's hiding before it becomes public knowledge and Luc's passion turns to hate. Can she bring herself to tell him the truth? And if she does, will he forgive her?

My rating: 4 stars

776. Heiress For Hire (Erin McCarthy)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Amanda Delmar is rich and spoiled. All her father ever expected of her was to be beautiful, so that's what she's done. But at 26, the shallowness of pleasure seeking and shopping till you drop is getting old. Apparently her father agrees, because when Amanda follows a friend to a small town in Ohio, then asks her father to send money, he cuts her off. Suddenly Amanda needs a job. Enter Danny Tucker, a farmer and a decent man who has just discovered that he has an eight-year-old daughter. Against the advice of his parents, he hires Amanda to watch little Piper, and, amazingly enough, she's very good at it. Amanda and Danny are drawn to the qualities they see in each other that no one else can, yet they think they don't belong together.

My rating: 4 stars

Excerpt: [from Chapter 1]

There were some things money couldn't buy. For everything else, there was her father.

Since Brett Delmar couldn't—or wouldn't—provide Amanda Delmar with love, affection, or respect, at the very least she figured he should foot the bill for a few of life's necessities. And luxuries.

"Daddy, just two hundred. That's all I need." Amanda checked out her manicure and grimaced. If he could only see how godawful her nails looked, he would understand that this was an emergency.

"Why not make it two thousand? Why not make it ten thousand?" Her father's sarcasm came crackling through her cell phone.

She decided to ignore it. "That's so sweet of you! And it's not even my birthday."

That wheezing was probably the sound of his blood pressure going up. She felt a momentary twinge of guilt. She didn't want to give him a heart attack. She just wanted a manicure.

"Amanda Margaret."

Ouch. Trotting out the middle name was never a good thing. Amanda set her front porch swing swaying. She ran her fingers idly through the lilac bush that hugged the porch as she rocked back and forth.

She was enjoying her summer in East Bum Fuck, or if you went by what the map said, Cuttersville, Ohio. It was quaint and different and full of fawning men, eager to pay court to the rich girl from Chicago. Visiting the country had been a lark to quell boredom, and following Boston Macnamara to Cuttersville had given her both a destination, and another way to piss her father off. But the town had its drawbacks in that there were actually establishments that only accepted cash, as unbelievable as it seemed. And her father, with his many mountains of money, was back in Illinois, getting cranky about her spending habits.

Which was ironic, considering he had created those spending habits, nurtured them in her. He had praised her beauty and her style as a child and scoffed at her attempts to use her brain. Now he found those very traits he had fostered in her annoying.

All her attempts to please him had failed, and around about her eighteenth birthday she had stopped trying.

"Yes, Daddy?" If he could use sarcasm, surely he would recognize it.

"Have you heard of tough love?"

Amanda stopped playing with the tips of her hair extensions and frowned. Maybe she had been in the country too long, ogling brawny farmers and getting back to nature. "Is that a new designer? Did P. Diddy start a line of street wear? Why haven't I heard of it?"

He snorted. "No, it's not a goddamn clothing line. It's what I'm about to do for your own good, because I love you and you need to get serious, Amanda. You're almost twenty-six goddamn years old. When I was your age, I was making half a million a year already."

Amanda moved her mouth in a silent "blah, blah, blah." She had heard this speech before. Could recite it backward and forward and in French.

"You need to work for your money."

She was. Listening to him blather was hard, painful work, and she had to endure it every time she needed cash. It was as bad as flipping burgers at McDonald's would be, she'd bet.

Maybe it was time to get a job. Not that she was qualified to do anything, given her degree in art appreciation. But it was getting a little old to beg for money all the time, and the childish satisfaction of spending her father's fortune no longer had quite the same charm.

My God, maybe she was actually maturing. There was a scary thought.

Amanda reached down and scooped up Baby, her teacup poodle, and stroked her downy head. She was getting stressed out, and Baby was soothing, her fluffy fur poufing around Amanda's fingers. Baby's devotion was simple and uncomplicated, and Amanda appreciated that.

"So, this time, I'm serious, Amanda, I've had it. I'm instituting tough love. In the end we'll both be happier this way."

Amanda heard herself sigh. She really was getting too old for these circular arguments. There was no fight left in her. That's why she was nesting in the country, to relax. "What are you talking about? What does tough love actually mean?"

"It means I'm cutting you off. No more money."

"What?" The words didn't make sense. They were unintelligi-ble to her. Daddy was money, money was Daddy, and he couldn't possibly mean…

"No. More. Money. Ever. That's what I mean. You'll have to fend for yourself from here on out. I know your rent is paid for the duration of the summer, so you'll have plenty of time to look for work. There's the two thousand I gave you last week. That should hold you over until your first paycheck."

"It's gone already! Baby needed dog food." And she had needed a new handbag, one better equipped to handle the dust of the country.

"What the hell is the dog eating? Beluga? Christ, Amanda, give me a break. That dog is the size of an egg. It probably eats a can of dog food a month."

Amanda felt the beginnings of panic, followed by pure anger. How absolutely like him. He gave, and he taketh away. Her father had a serious power trip going on. He just loved being the one in control, holding the cards, manipulating her life.

Well, she wasn't going to beg. Not this time.

She'd just run to the money machine instead and make a large cash withdrawal on her credit cards. All six of them.

"Well, if you're really serious about this…" She paused, giving him time to regain his sanity.

"I am."

"Then I have to go. I have to find a job before I die of starvation and exposure."

Or worse, her cell phone ran out of minutes.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

775. My Life and Hard Times (James Thurber)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Widely hailed as one of the finest humorist of the twentieth century, James Thurber looks back at his own life growing up in Columbus, Ohio, with the same humor and sharp wit that defined his famous sketches and writings. In My Life and Hard times, first published in 1933, he recounts the delightful chaos and frustrations of family, boyhood, youth odd dogs, recalcitrant machinery, and the foibles of human nature.

My rating: 5 stars

774. The Mummy Case (Elizabeth Peters)

Synopsis from Barnes and Noble:
Radcliffe Emerson, the irascible husband of fellow archaeologist and Egyptologist Amelia Peabody, has earned the nickname "Father of Curses" -- and at Mazghunah he demonstrates why. Denied permission to dig at the pyramids of Dahshoor, he and Amelia are resigned to excavating mounds of rubble in the middle of nowhere. And there is nothing in this barren area worthy of their interest -- until an antiquities dealer is murdered in his own shop. A second sighting of a sinister stranger from the crime scene, a mysterious scrap of papyrus, and a missing mummy case have all whetted Amelia's curiosity. But when the Emersons start digging for answers in an ancient tomb, events take a darker and deadlier turn -- and there may be no surviving the very modern terrors their efforts reveal.

My rating: 2 stars

773. Uncle Fred in the Springtime (P. G. Wodehouse)

Cover of first edition

Synopsis:
The Duke of Dunstable was a nobleman of proud and haughty spirit, swift to resent affronts and institute reprisals — the last person in the world, in short, from whom one could hope to withhold pigs with impunity. Yet the Earl of Emsworth, faced by the appalling prospect of losing his prize pig, the Empress of Blandings, and reckless with the courage born of desperation, defied him to do his worst and sought an ally in Frederick, fifth Earl of Ickenham. It was an axiom with Pongo Twistleton that his Uncle Frederick was one of those people who ought not to be allowed at large. When, therefore, that irresponsible, perennially youthful peer, masquerading as a famous brain specialist, not only plotted to save the Empress but craftily intervened in the tangled love-affair of Polly Pott and the poet Ricky, Pongo feared the worst. And his fears were amply justified. At the critical moment the Duke's coldly efficient secretary, the detested Baxter, aided and abetted by Lady Constance Keeble, threatened to wreck the whole gigantic scheme. Blandings Castle was shaken to its very foundations.

My rating: 5 stars

Publication information:
  • 1939 (25.8.1939)
  • Herbert Jenkins
  • London
  • Dark red cloth & gold lettering
  • Copyright page states "First printing 1939.."
  • Dust wrapper priced at 7/6

772. Our Town (Thornton Wilder)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Pulitzer Prize-winning drama in three acts by Thornton Wilder, produced and published in 1938, considered a classic portrayal of small-town American life. Set in Grover's Corners, N.H., the play features a narrator, the Stage Manager, who sits at the side of the unadorned stage and explains the action. Through flashbacks, dialogue, and direct monologues the other characters reveal themselves to the audience. The main characters are George Gibbs, a doctor's son, and Emily Webb, daughter of a newspaper editor. The play concerns their courtship and marriage and Emily's death in childbirth, after which she and other inhabitants of the graveyard describe their peace.

My rating: 5 stars

771. Letting Loose (Sue Civil-Brown)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Jillie McAllister escaped to Paradise Beach to start over somewhere beautiful ... and far away from her philandering ex-husband. But she's already lost her job, run over a mailbox, become embroiled in a heated small-town controversy ... and run afoul of the local law in the person of the good-looking Chief of Police Blaise Corrigan.

My rating: 2 stars

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

770. Annie John (Jamaica Kincaid)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Jamaica Kincaid beautifully delineates hatred and fear, because she knows they are often a step away from love and obsession. At the start of Annie John, her 10-year-old heroine is engulfed in family happiness and safety. Though Annie loves her father, she is all eyes for her mother. When she is almost 12, however, the idyll ends and she falls into deep disfavor. This inexplicable loss mars both lives, as each grows adept at public falsity and silent betrayal. The pattern is set, and extended: "And now I started a new series of betrayals of people and things I would have sworn only minutes before to die for." In front of Annie's father and the world, "We were politeness and kindness and love and laughter." Alone they are linked in loathing. Annie tries to imagine herself as someone in a book -- an orphan or a girl with a wicked stepmother. The trouble is, she finds, those characters' lives always end happily. Luckily for us, though not perhaps for her alter ego, Kincaid is too truthful a writer to provide such a finale.

My rating: 3 stars

My review: Another book read in school. Having to read this book as an adolescent going through some of the same problems as the protagonist hit a little too close to home. I recall feeling very disturbed by the graphic descriptions towards the end of the book and did not enjoy reading the book at all, which is unfortunate because, looking back, I remember that the book is beautifully written. But, perhaps, that is the point of great literature.

769. Scandal (Heather Cullman)

Synopsis from Amazon:
When Gideon Harwood, who has recently returned to England from India, is introduced to Lord Stanwell in London, he is surprised to find he already knows the nobleman, but by a different name. To prevent Gideon from revealing his bigamous secret, Lord Stanwell offers Gideon the chance to wed his daughter, Julia, since marriage will give Gideon the one thing all of his recently acquired wealth cannot buy: entree into the ton and better marriage prospects for his sisters. Forced into a marriage of convenience, both Julia and Gideon initially agree to pretend their marriage is a love match, but as they gradually get to know one another, both of them find keeping up the pretense that they are in love is suddenly very easy to do.

My rating: 1 star

768. Shattered Rainbows (Mary Jo Putney)

Synopsis from Fantastic Fiction:
Catherine had saved Lord Michael Kenyon on the battlefields of Europe. Now, she is standing in his London drawing room asking him to pretend to be her mate. Catherine is in line to inherit a title, an ancient home, and heritage -- if she arrives on the Island of Skoal with her husband, who unbeknownst to Michael is dead.

My rating: 3 stars

767. Promise Me Tomorrow (Candace Camp)

Synopsis from Barnes and Noble:
Placed in an orphanage after the murder of her parents, the eldest child of Lord and Lady Chilton had given up any hope that her family in England would ever look for her. Marie Anne, now known as Marianne Cotterwood, has little experience with love, but cannot deny her attraction to the suspicious and arrogant Lard Lampton. When Marianne is the victim of some lethal "accidents," it becomes clear that someone is looking of her after all. Someone who does not want her to discover her true identity.

My rating: 3 stars

766. Force of Nature (Susan Johnson)

Synopsis from Barnes and Noble:
After 23 years in Florence, fortune hunter Lucy Attenborough has brought her daughter, Jo, home to Montana … and there is no denying that Jo is the daughter of powerful and influential Native American warrior, Jon Hazard Black (the hero of Johnson's sexy historical Blaze). Jo is not only lovely, but the ambition she inherited from her father has led her to become an engineer, though such a career is practically unheard of for a woman in 1888. Jo soon enchants Hazard's family and captivates wealthy local rancher Flynn Ito as well. Flynn is the outrageously handsome, enigmatic son of an Irish scullery maid turned mule skinner and a Japanese samurai. Like his father before him, Flynn has matchless skills both as a warrior and as a lover. Jo's audacity in inviting herself into his bed attracts him from the start, and her quick mind and responsive body soon make him realize that he never wants her to leave. But when Flynn's enemies make Jo their weapon in a range war, the lovers must decide whether there is more than desire between them ....

My rating: 3 stars

765. Galahad at Blanding (P. G. Wodehouse)

Cover of first edition

Synopsis from Amazon:
Galahad can't abide broken hearts, so when a rash of broken couples crops up -- along with a meddlesome mother and a drunken pig -- he tries to put everything right.

My rating: 5 stars

Publication information:
  • 1965 (26.8.1965)
  • Herbert Jenkins
  • London
  • Red cloth & gold lettering to spine
  • Copyright page states "First published 1965.."
  • Dustwrapper priced at 16/-.

764. Guilty Pleasures (Laura Lee Guhrke)

Synopsis from Barnes and Noble:
One of Daphne Wade's guilty pleasures is to watch the Duke of Tremore as he works, shirtless, on the excavation site of his ducal estate. Anthony Courtland is by far the most exciting and handsome man she has ever known, and she dreams of one day being able to speak with him without getting tongue tied.

Anthony, meanwhile, only sees Daphne as a hard worker on his excavation team. He considers her a plain young lady and says so in a careless remark to a friend, unaware that Daphne is outside the library door, her heart shattering to pieces. So Daphne decides she will not be so silly any longer. She begins to be tutored in the social graces, forcing Anthony to see the beauty who has been right in front of his eyes.

My rating: 3 stars

763. To Rescue a Rogue (Jo Beverley)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
After Darius "Dare" Debenham rescues her from a potentially ruinous late-night adventure, Mara St. Bride vows to return the favor by rescuing Dare. A year after everyone thought he had perished at Waterloo, Dare turns up in England with little memory of what had happened to him and an addiction to opium. As Dare struggles desperately to overcome his dependency, the last thing he thinks he needs is someone like sweet, stubborn Mara meddling in his life, but she is determined to bring joy and light to the man she loves.

My rating: 2 stars

My review: Boring. Immature heroine.

762. Triple Play (Rhyannon Byrd)

Synopsis from publisher:
One woman. Two men. And a passionate hunger too long denied.

It's Gabriel Harrison's thirty-fifth birthday. His quiet night at home, spent alone with a glass of Scotch and a novel, is about to be shattered.

Gabriel's best friend, Jonah, comes knocking at his door, bearing a present unlike any other — a blindfolded Denny Abbott, the lush little assistant Gabe can't get out of his mind. He aches for her with a primitive, physical lust and tearing emotional hunger that eats at his soul, and yet, he will not touch her. He will not reach out for the one thing in the world he wants above all others. For Gabriel has a secret — one he believes makes him unworthy of the "sexy sweet" Denny.

What Gabe doesn't know is that the gentle Denny has a backbone of steel and the sheer determination of a woman in love. With Jonah leading the way, the three embark on a provocative, sensual assault to shatter that infuriating wall of ice surrounding Gabriel's heart. Before the night ends, Denny is determined to melt his resistance and make the "Ice Man" burn.

My rating: 4 stars

761. Two Men and a Lady (Cricket Starr, Lynn LaFleur, Michele Bardsley)

Synopsis from Barnes and Noble:
And Best Friend Makes Three -- A teasing remark from his best friend sends Eric McFarland ten years back in time to his college days, when sex was wild and plentiful. Now happily engaged to Brenna West, Eric has no desire to be with any other woman. When that best friend, Keith Dillard, pays a visit, Eric decides to turn Keith's teasing remark into reality.
Lady's Choice -- Lija is a woman on a mission...to get at least one night of fun in before she has to marry someone she doesn't really want. Gehon and Jackon are Zelion warriors working as space traders, and meeting Lija is a dream come true ... sort of. Zelion men can only be fertile with their "true mate" The good news is that Lija is a true mate. The bad news is that she's the true mate for both of them and Zelion warriors aren't real good about sharing.
Saving Sarah -- A couple marred by tragedy indulges in a night of passion to redeem their marriage - and the lost soul of the handsome ghost who shares their bed. But the evil that almost destroyed them all a year ago still lurks in their lives, and it wants revenge ....

My rating: 3 stars

Sunday, November 4, 2007

760. Bad Boy (Olivia Goldsmith)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Tracie and Jonny are just buddies complaining to each other about their lousy love lives until Tracie decides to remake Jonny as a red-hot lover -- and then falls for him.

My rating: 2 stars

759. Confederates in the Attic (Tony Horwitz)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Tony Horwitz returned from years of traipsing through war zones as a foreign correspondent only to find that his childhood obsession with the Civil War had caught up with him. Near his house in Virginia, he happened to encounter people who reenact the Civil War--men who dress up in period costumes and live as Johnny Rebs and Billy Yanks. Intrigued, he wound up having some odd adventures with the "hardcores," the fellows who try to immerse themselves in the war, hoping to get what they lovingly term a "period rush." Horwitz spent two years reporting on why Americans are still so obsessed with the war, and the ways in which it resonates today. In the course of his work, he made a sobering side trip to cover a murder that was provoked by the display of the Confederate flag, and he spoke to a number of people seeking to honor their ancestors who fought for the Confederacy. Horwitz has a flair for odd details that spark insights, and Confederates in the Attic is a thoughtful and entertaining book that does much to explain America's continuing obsession with the Civil War.

My rating: 4 stars

758. Out of the Silent Planet (C. S. Lewis)

Synopsis from Amazon:
It is an account of the voyage of Ransom, a linguist, to the planet Malacandra (Mars), where he learns that Thulcandra (Earth) is called the silent planet because there has been no communication from it in years. The spiritual being in charge of the latter, having been corrupted, has essentially cut Thulcandra off from the other planets. Ransom is ultimately sent back to Thulcandra with the two earthlings who had kidnapped him and brought him to Malacandra.

My rating: 4 stars

757. A Zoo in My Luggage (Gerald Durrell)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Fans of Gerald Durrell’s timeless classic My Family and Other Animals will love this hilarious tale, which finds him as an adult still charmed by his beloved animals. A Zoo in My Luggage begins with an account of Durrell’s third trip to the British Cameroons in West Africa, during which he and his wife capture animals to start their own zoo. Returning to England with a few additions to their family — Cholmondeley the chimpanzee, Bug-eye the bush baby, and others — they have nowhere to put them as they haven’t yet secured a place for their zoo. Durrell’s account of how he manages his menagerie in all sorts of places throughout England while finding a permanent home for the animals provides as much adventure as capturing them. For animal lovers of all ages, A Zoo in My Luggage is the romping true story of the boy who grew up to make a Noah’s Ark of his own.

My rating: 5 stars

756. All Things Bright and Beautiful (James Herriot)

Synopsis from Amazon:
The world's most beloved animal doctor delightfully continues where he left off in All Creatures Great and Small with new adventures through the Yorkshire dales-- and a whole new menagerie of memorable patients.

Young James, now married and working as a small-town vet, encounters a cast of extraordinary characters as he makes his way through the Yorkshire countryside tending to sick cattle, pregnant ewes, ailing dogs-- and their eccentric owners. As always, Herriot's warmth, humor, and singular view of life make us laugh and cry, as we marvel at the everyday miracles he creates.

My rating: 4 stars

755. The Hypochondriac's Guide to Life. And Death (Gene Weingarten)

Synopsis from Amazon:
When every hiccup sounds like the call of doom, each stomach pang hints at incipient cancer, and a headache means it's time to firm up your last will and testament, The Hypochondriac's Guide to Life. And Death. provides just the relief you need. Gene Weingarten has spent his whole life immersed in the eclectic details of bizarre symptoms, self-diagnosing every minor ache as a potentially deadly disease. Weingarten examines:
  • The mind of a hypochondriac
  • How your doctor can kill you
  • Ulcers and other visceral fears
  • The snaps, crackles, and pops of your body that spell disaster
  • Things that can take an eye out
  • Interpreting DocSpeak

Blending the neurotic anxieties of Woody Allen, the folksiness of Garrison Keillor, and the absurdist vision of Dave Barry, Gene Weingarten conjures up a hilarious prescription for the hypochondriac that lurks inside all of us.

My rating: 5 stars

754. The Two Towers (J. R. R. Tolkien)

Synopsis from Amazon:
The Fellowship was scattered. Some were bracing hopelessly for war against the ancient evil of Sauron. Some were contending with the treachery of the wizard Saruman. Only Frodo and Sam were left to take the accursed Ring of Power to be destroyed in Mordor–the dark Kingdom where Sauron was supreme. Their guide was Gollum, deceitful and lust-filled, slave to the corruption of the Ring.

My rating: 5 stars

753. The Thurber Carnival (James Thurber)

Synopsis from Amazon:
James Thurber's unique ability to convey the vagaries of life in a funny, witty, and often satirical way earned him accolades as one of the finest humorists of the twentieth century. A bestseller upon its initial publication in 1945. The Thurber Carnival captures the depth and breadth of his talent. The pieces here, almost all of which first appeared in The New Yorker, include selections from such beloved classics as My World and Welcome to It, The Owl in the Attic, The Seal in the Bathroom, and Men, Women and Dogs. Thurber's take on life, society, and human nature is timeless and will continue to delight readers even as they recognize a bit of themselves in his brilliant sketches.

My rating: 5 stars

My review: A great collection of Thurber's writings. The selections from My World and Welcome to It are hilarious, on par with P. G. Wodehouse.

752. Third Girl (Agatha Christie)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Three single girls shared the same London flat. The first worked as a secretary; the second was an artist; the third who came to Poirot for help, disappeared convinced she was a murderer. Now there were rumours of revolvers, flick-knives and blood stains. But, without hard evidence, it would take all Poirot's tenacity to establish whether the third girl was guilty innocent or insane ....

My rating: 4 stars

Publication information:
  • 1966
  • Collins Crime Club
  • London
  • Orange/red cloth with gilt lettering
  • Dust wrapper priced at 18/-

751. Promises Keep (Sarah McCarty)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Being kidnapped into a bordello has a way of changing a woman's focus. On the day Mara Kincaid escapes the Pleasure Emporium, she vows to start living for herself. Rebuilding her life isn't easy as the town isn't fond of reformed fallen doves, but she's a Kincaid and Kincaids are known for their stubbornness. She's successful right up until the notorious ex-marshal Cougar McKinnely comes into town. As big as a mountain, dark as sin, and wearing a reputation as deadly as the knife strapped to his thigh, McKinnely is a man who knows what he wants. By rights, Mara should be shaking in her shoes when he approaches her. But when the powerful half-breed turns his dark gold eyes on her, it isn't fear that has Mara trembling, but rather an overwhelming desire to be the kind of woman Cougar needs to satisfy his deepest desires.

My rating: 4 stars