Monday, December 31, 2007

826. Carry On, Jeeves (P. G. Wodehouse)

Cover of first edition

Synopsis from Barnes & Noble:
One of literature’s most celebrated fictional duos, lovable fop Bertie Wooster and his clever valet Jeeves, take center stage in these hilarious tales. In the first four, Jeeves saves Bertie from some serious scrapes involving stolen manuscripts, unfortunate engagements, marital scandals, and jailbird friends. The other four find Bertie exiled to 1920s New York, where Jeeves rescues him from American aunts, visiting Brits, poetic chumps, and femme fatales. “Jeeves Takes Charge” is chronologically the first in the series, telling how the canny valet entered Wooster’s life. “Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest” expands the canvas to include Bertie’s young cousin who goes wild under his wing. “The Rummy Affair of Old Biffy,” “Clustering Round Young Bingo,” and “The Artistic Career of Corky” are variations on the Wodehousian theme of dastardly rascals who scheme to take advantage of Bertie’s hopeless naivete.

My rating: 5 stars

Publication information:
  • 1925 (9.10.1925)
  • Herbert Jenkins
  • London
  • Green cloth & black lettering & decoration
  • Title page dated "MCMXXV"
  • Dust wrapper priced at 3/6

825. The Gallic Wars (Caesar)

Synopsis from Wikipedia:
In Commentarii de Bello Gallico, Caesar describes the battles and intrigues that took place in the nine years he spent fighting local armies that opposed Roman domination. The "Gaul" that Caesar refers to is sometimes all of Gaul except for the Provincia Narbonensis (modern day Provence), encompassing all of modern France, Belgium and some of Switzerland. On other occasions he refers only to that territory inhabited by the Celts (whom the Romans called Gauls), from the Channel to Lugdunum (Lyon).

The first book deals primarily but not exclusively with the Helvetian War in 58 BC. In it, Caesar describes Gaul and the campaign against the Helvetii, a conglomeration of peoples numbering in excess of 300,000, who decided to migrate by force of arms from the Alpine regions through the centre of Gaul to the west to alleviate population pressures. This would require the crossing either of Provence, or of areas held by tribes allied to Rome. When Caesar made it clear he would not allow this, the Helvetians formed an alliance of tribes to fight him. This drew the Romans out of Provence. Later books are about the campaigns against Veneti, Aquitani, Germanic peoples and Bretons; Caesar's invasions of Britain; the insurrection of Gaul (VII, 4) and the defeat of Vercingetorix at Alesia (VII, 89).

Campaigns typically started in late summer with the provisioning of grain and construction of fortresses, and ended late in the year when Caesar returned to his winter quarters among the Sequani for the winter (Caesar 42). He campaigned with a number of legions in his army, sometimes as many as eight. He faced a variety of tribal armies, often hasty alliances of them, some numbering – or at least claimed to number – over 100,000 strong. Many of the campaigns end with the Roman cavalry running down thousands of fleeing tribesmen, and often their women and children as well. In one instance he defeated a tribe and immediately sold all 53,000 survivors into slavery.

After the second year of campaigning many of the hostile tribes had been defeated and much of Gaul was under some degree of Roman control. By this point any threat to the province, or to Rome itself, was dubious at best. It has been noted that the book may also have been intended as an answer to Caesar's political opponents, who questioned the real need for this costly war, at the time one of the most expensive in Roman history. Many of the reasons provided clearly stretch the credulity of its readers. For instance, his reasons for invading Britain came down to noting that while fighting in north-west Gaul, local armies were often supported by mercenaries from Britain.

My rating: 5 stars

My review: One of my favorites during school. Some of the most interesting passages are Caesar's descriptions of the landscape of Europe (France, parts of Germany, Britain) during the Roman Empire. I recommend reading this in Latin if possible.

824. The Canterbury Tales (Geoffrey Chaucer)

Canterbury Tales, woodcut 1484

Synopsis from Amazon:
One of the greatest and most ambitious works in English literature, The Canterbury Tales depicts a storytelling competition between pilgrims drawn from all ranks of society. The tales are as various as the pilgrims themselves, encompassing comedy, pathos, tragedy, and cynicism. The Miller and the Reeve express their mutual antagonism in a pair of comic stories combining sex and trickery; in "The Shipman’s Tale," a wife sells her favors to a monk. Others draw on courtly romance and fantasy: the Knight tells of rivals competing for the love of the same woman, and the Squire describes a princess who can speak to birds. In these twenty-four tales, Chaucer displays a dazzling range of literary styles and conjures up a wonderfully vivid picture of medieval life.

My rating: 5 stars

My review: One of my favorites. I recommend reading it in the original Middle English with a modern English translation accompanying it.

823. Number the Stars (Lois Lowry)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Set in Nazi-occupied Denmark in 1943, this 1990 Newbery winner tells of a 10-year-old girl who undertakes a dangerous mission to save her best friend.

My rating: 3 stars

822. Just Wicked Enough (Lorraine Heath)

Synopsis from Barnes & Noble:
Michael Tremayne, Marquess of Falconridge, needs money and lots of it. So he does what any sensible Englishman with a title would do -- he approaches the fathers of wealthy heiresses and auctions himself off! But this marriage of convenience is turning out to be anything but.

Michael's new wife, Katherine Rose, decided a long time ago never to accept anything less than true love. And if she can't have that, her marriage will be strictly a business relationship. Michael finds the situation unacceptable, but at the same time finds himself admiring his wife's quick wit and determination. So he set about doing the one thing he never imagined -- wooing his wife.

My rating: 4 stars

821. The Amber Spyglass (Philip Pullman)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Philip Pullman brings The Amber Spyglass to the spellbinding His Dark Materials sequence, which dazzles everyone who reads it, children and adults alike. After the original Northern Lights, he kept up the quality in The Subtle Knife, the second title in the trilogy. Now he brings the series to an extraordinary conclusion. Will and Lyra, the two children at the heart of the books, have become separated amidst great dangers. Can they find each other, and their friends? Then complete their mysterious quest before it's too late? The great rebellion against the dark powers that hold Lyra's world, and many others, in thrall is nearing its climax. She and Will have crucial parts to play, but they don't know what it is that they must do, and terrible powers are hunting them down.

My rating: 4 stars

Friday, December 21, 2007

820. Green Eggs and Ham (Dr. Seuss)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Sam-I-am is as persistent as a telemarketer, changing as many variables as possible in the hopes of convincing the nameless skeptic that green eggs and ham are a delicacy to be savored. He tries every manner of presentation with this "nouveau cuisine"--in a house, with a mouse, in a box, with a fox, with a goat, on a boat--to no avail. Then finally, finally the doubter caves under the tremendous pressure exerted by the tireless Sam-I-am. And guess what? Well, you probably know what happens, but even after reading Green Eggs and Ham the thousandth time, the climactic realization that green eggs and ham are "so good, so good, you see" is still a rush.

My rating: 1 star

My review: Call me weird but I never liked Dr. Seuss, even as a child.

819. Fallen (Celeste Bradley)

Synopsis from Amazon:
What happens when society's wallflower is found in bed with London's most outrageous bachelor?

To save his inheritance, Lord Julian Blackworth must propose to a woman he would just as soon forget. Izzy Temple, spinster housekeeper, wants nothing more than her freedom. Together, they strike a deal to pretend an engagement until the fuss dies down.

But when the lie becomes the truth, can Izzy and Julian set free the hearts they've been protecting for so long?

My rating: 3 stars

818. Merely Married (Patricia Coughlin)

Synopsis from Amazon:
When a drunken libertine, the Duke of Raven, comes across a well-bred young lady fallen deathly ill en route to London, he impulsively seizes on a scheme suggested by a friend. By marrying her and becoming a widower, he can use his feigned grief to free him from the annoying demands of society. He has no scruples about tricking a semi-conscious woman into marrying him, but fate, naturally, has his comeuppance in store. Leah not only recovers, she decides to take advantage of her unexpected rise in society to further a scheme of her own, and from there on, it's a game of point-counterpoint.

My rating: 3 stars

817. Angel In My Bed (Melody Thomas)

Synopsis from Amazon:
On one final mission for the Crown, David Donally is hunting for a missing treasure. His only clue is a dazzling, gem-encrusted earring, and it is leading him to the most desirable woman he has ever known ... an enchanting thief he once seduced and betrayed in the name of duty ... an exquisite lover he'd believed was dead ... his wife!

Meg Faraday thought her former life was behind her — until the night the treacherous husband she'd eluded suddenly appeared. By rights she should despise the handsome spy who had captured her heart, then shattered it. But the fire between them still burns, and what was once an irresistible passion has now become a dangerous game of betrayal ....

My rating: 2 stars

816. Lord Stanhope's Proposal (Jessica Benson)

Synopsis from Amazon:
It is the start of the Season and the rakish Earl of Stanhope is less than overjoyed when he is forced to rusticate to Sussex. His foolish, foppish cousin has, it seems, managed to wager away the reputation of one Miss Calista Ashton. Country spinster. Vicar's sister. Radical. Bluestocking. Why, the mere description is enough to call forth a sigh. Nonetheless, in the name of the family honor--and well, to be honest, maybe partly to escape from his two mistresses who are arguing over him--Stanhope heads to the little town of Deepdene. And is surprised indeed. Hardly the elderly, dried-up spinster he had been led to expect, Miss Ashton is, it turns out, possessed of a fine sense of humor, a fine pair of eyes, and under her frumpy brown dresses, a fine. . . well, a gentleman really should not notice that at all. And, oh yes, the lady, as it also turns out, is already engaged. Naturally, being a man of action, Stanhope sets out to remedy the situation. But what will Calista find in his impeccably Weston-tailored arms? Sweet seduction or true love?

My rating: 4 stars

Excerpt: [from Chapter 1]

Thursday, April the third, dawned over London with fair skies. As fashionable London slumbered a breeze came up, blowing away all traces of the acrid yellow fog that so often choked the city.

In Deepdene, Sussex—the other town with which we are concerned where the day had also dawned fair, and where the villagers as a matter of course rose earlier than their London counterparts—the day was already well under way for our cast of characters.

At the vicarage, Miss Calista Ashton, clad in a shapeless gray wool gown nearly indistinguishable from the nine other shapeless gray wool gowns in her clothing press, was in the morning room. She was attempting to simultaneously tackle the huge pile of linens needing mending while reading Considerations on Religion and Public Education, with Remarks on the Speech of M. Dupont, Delivered in the National Convention of France, Together with an Address to the Ladies, &c. of Great Britain and Ireland by the notorious Hannah More. Calista was poised to hide the book should she hear the slightest hint of approaching footsteps. Her efforts at both reading and mending were somewhat hindered as she was unable to lean back due to the fact that the vicarage had recently been redecorated by her sister-in-law, Hermione Ashton, to feature only backless sofas in the fashionable Egyptian style.

Miss Ashton’s brother, the Very Reverend Adolphus Ashton—who due to the family’s less than fortunate financial circumstances had been forced to take orders and who had had the living at Deepdene these past eleven years—considered Calista’s reading tastes to be nothing short of heretical, and was sure to read her a crashingly dull and extremely lengthy scold should she be discovered.

Searching out Calista, however, was the last thing on the Reverend Ashton’s mind. Having breakfasted early, he was now closeted in his study, ostensibly writing tomorrow’s sermon (tentative title: “Parishioners! Give Thanks to the Merciful Almighty for Giving You the Opportunity to Serve Your Titled Betters”), but was in actuality reading a most unimproving work on hunting, while eating at a prodigious rate the sugarplums confiscated from Master Billy Trent at Bible study.

His wife, Hermione, having rung for her morning chocolate, reclined on her pillows and debated whether the day should bring a megrim or a much more energy-consuming spasm. In the end she decided against succumbing to a spasm, which would in all likelihood keep her confined to her bed ruining the chances for a comfortable cose with her bosom bow, Lady Gladys Lyttworth.

Lady Lyttworth, who prided herself on keeping town hours (“One in my position,” she was fond of saying, “must strive to maintain some modicum of civilization even here in this”—here a delicate shudder would traverse her ramrod-straight spine—“backwater”), was abroad at such early an hour only because she was eager to inspect the new addition to her art collection. It was a portrait she had recently commissioned from Hethering. Lady Lyttworth’s painting was not precisely a Hethering original but, rather, an Elizabethan-era portrait that Mr. Hethering had less than happily but as instructed amended to bear the charming nose of the daughter of the house, Miss Sofie Lyttworth (who was, incidentally, still abed with a concoction of mashed cucumber on her porcelain complexion).

The Baron Lyttworth was in the library snoring behind the Morning Post from a sennight ago Tuesday. That the news was woefully out of date was of little consequence, as its main purpose was to keep him from being disturbed during his habitual post-breakfast, pre-lunch, late-midafternoon, and early-evening naps. Lady Lyttworth insisted that she had long since given up relying on the Post for the latest gossip. Her dearest London friends, she said, corresponded quite frequently enough to keep her apprised of all the latest on-dits. If any of her acquaintances privately thought Lady Lyttworth’s news not much fresher than that contained in their own out-of-date Posts, they were much too polite to mention the fact.

The Lyttworths’ nearest neighbour, Squire Everard Greystock, sat alone in his breakfast room, his seven children having been banished to the nursery in order that he be able to enjoy his morning meal in peace. It had been his late wife’s idea to have so many children, which was exactly, he thought, the type of rackety hen-witted caper that was to be expected from the weaker sex. Despite the fact that he had not been particularly fond of his wife, her demise some eighteen months previous had discommoded him sadly. A few crumbs fell from thick lips as he polished off the remains of a rack of toast. Despite employing a veritable gaggle of nannies, nursemaids, and governesses, the squire was constantly being plagued by his offspring.

As he attacked the last morsel of creamed kidney, the idea that what his children really needed was a stepmama crossed his mind. If he must needs marry again, rot the luck, he thought, it would have to be someone who would be grateful for his offer. Someone past her last prayers. Someone who would set a fine table, not insist that he bathe, or interfere with his passions—riding to the hounds and drinking port. Someone, in fact, not unlike Calista Ashton. Bit of a favour to his crony Adolphus, actually. Lord knew, the gel needed a man’s influence to set her to rights—going to end up dashed potty, she was, if left to her own devices. And come to think of it, she might make a nice armful come a cold winter night—he’d wager that hidden under all those frumpy clothes there were some curves to tempt a man.

Suddenly feeling at charity with the world he belched and rang for a second platter of sliced ham.

815. A Valentine Wedding (Jane Feather)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Once her childhood friend, then her betrothed, and finally her enemy, Lord Alasdair Chase resolves to make Lady Emma Beaumont his wife by Valentine's day, but her stubborn insistence on preserving her independence makes it a challenge.

My rating: 2 stars

814. Sugar and Spice (Leda Swann)

Synopsis from Barnes & Noble:
There is a place hidden away in Cornwall, unremarkable from the outside. But enter and you will discover a haven for the most daring of pleasure seekers ... and for every husband and wife willing to indulge their most intimate fantasies.

Three bold and sizzling tales of Victorian passion, lust, and ecstasy from a modern master of sensuous love.

My rating: 3 stars

813. Rent-a-Stud (Lynn LaFleur)

Synopsis from Barnes & Noble:
It isn't Jade Talmage's idea to accept her daughter's offer to hire an escort for the hospital gala. But the absence of her brother Paul-her usual companion-leaves her with no choice.

Enter Zachary Cooper, one-third owner of Coopers' Companions, a professional escort company. Despite his good looks and sex appeal that make her hormones scream, Jade has no intention of being the next in a long line of the rent-a-stud's conquests.

A weekend of mind-blowing sex has Jade's heart crumbling. Zach is exactly the type of man she wants in her life. Yet she's sure a relationship with a man ten years her junior would lead to nothing but heartache.Zach doesn't care that Jade is older than he. He wants a lifetime with the woman he's fallen for so desperately. All he has to do is convince Jade that he's much more than a rent-a-stud…he's the man who loves her.

My rating: 3 stars

812. A Touch of Minx (Suzanne Enoch)

Synopsis from Barnes & Noble:
A year ago, Samantha Jellicoe robbed from the rich and gave ... to herself! Now, though, she's using her larcenous skills for good as a private security consultant, trying to walk the high road for her sexy billionaire boyfriend, Richard Addison, and asking herself if there's anything more torturous than tracking down priceless artifacts (only to give them back!).

So when the Metropolitan Museum of Art asks for her help, she's only too happy to leap into the fray again: If nothing else, this adventure will help her avoid that little (not!) sparkly item Rick's been hiding in his pocket, and postpone another kind of walk—down the aisle. It's only when she's targeted by a deadly adversary after the same treasure that Sam starts to think that "till death do you part" is maybe the lesser of two evils ....

My rating: 2 stars

My review: Too unbelievable. I mean, who wouldn't want to get shackled to the ol' ball-and-chain if he was a sexy billionaire??? Just kidding. The book's just boring.

811. The Subtle Knife (Philip Pullman)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
At the end of The Northern Lights, Lyra Silvertongue watched in fear and fascination as her father, Lord Asriel, created a bridge between worlds. Lyra and her daemon, Pantalaimon, are now lost in an alternate universe where they meet Will Parry, a fugitive from a third universe. Will has found a small window between Cittagazze (a place where children roam unchecked but invisible Specters suck the spirit out of adults) and his Oxford, which, with its Burger Kings and cars, is frighteningly different from the Oxford Lyra knows.

Will's father, an explorer, disappeared years ago, but recently some odd characters have started asking questions about him, and now, having accidentally killed one of them, Will is wanted by the police. Armed with the Subtle Knife, a tool that cuts any material (including that which separates universes) and Lyra's alethiometer, the children set out to find John Parry, with adults of various stripes in desperate pursuit.

Lyra's finest qualities, her courage and quick mind, are stretched to the limit as she has to lie, cheat and steal to keep herself and Will out of danger. However, she must also learn when to tell the truth and when to trust, for, though she does not yet know it, she has a huge part to play in the upcoming battle between Good and Evil.

My rating: 4 stars

Sunday, December 16, 2007

810. The Golden Compass (Philip Pullman)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
The story begins at Jordan College in Oxford, where young Lyra Belacqua and her daemon, Pantalaimon, are being reared and educated by the Scholars. Although a lackluster student, Lyra possesses an inordinate curiosity and sense of adventure, which lead her into forbidden territory on the night her uncle, Lord Asriel, visits. He's there to solicit funds for a return journey to the distant arctic wastes, where he has observed and photographed strange goings-on, including a mysterious phenomenon called Dust that streams from the sky and a dim outline of a city suspended in the Aurora, or Northern Lights, that he suspects is part of an alternate universe. After he leaves, Lyra finds herself placed in the charge of the mysterious Mrs. Coulter and in possession of a rare compasslike device that can answer questions if she learns how to read it. Already shocked by the disappearance of her best friend, Lyra discovers Mrs. Coulter's connection with the dreaded children-stealing Gobblers and runs away, joining a group of gyptians bound for the North to rescue missing children. Lyra has also learned that her uncle is being held prisoner in the North, guarded by formidable armored bears.

My rating: 4 stars

809. Caine's Reckoning (Sarah McCarty)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Caine Allen is a hardened Texas Ranger, definitely not the marrying kind. But when he rescues a kidnapped woman and returns her to town, the preacher calls in a favor. One Caine's honor won't let him refuse.

From the moment he beds Desi, Caine knows turmoil will follow. Desi might have the face of a temptress, but she also has a will of iron and while she needs his protection, she's determined that no man will control her again. They establish an uneasy bond, but it isn't enough for Caine. He wants all Desi has to offer. Yet there's still a bounty on Desi's head, and keeping her satisfied is proving easier than keeping her alive.

My rating: 3 stars

808. Love Letters from a Duke (Elizabeth Boyle)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
A young society dame with a flair for matchmaking does whatever it takes to ensure her eclectic family's well-being in Boyle's latest Regency romance. After four years of corresponding with her nearly betrothed, the beautiful and resourceful Miss Felicity Langley is poised finally to meet Aubrey, the newly titled duke of Hollingsworth—and gain the wealth to take care of her family's financial woes. What Felicity doesn't know is that her pen pal all along has actually been Aubrey's scheming, ruthless grandfather; the real Aubrey, meanwhile, has been serving as an army captain under the name Thatcher, having denounced his inheritance a dozen years before. Returning to Sussex, Aubrey learns of the duke's arrangement with Felicity and decides to break all ties with her. But when he meets her, as Thatcher, setting off immediate sparks, both face a secret dilemma: Aubrey torn between taking a stand and giving in to love, and Felicity between overwhelming passion and the long-distance relationship she believes will save her family.

My rating: 4 stars

Excerpt: [Prologue]

June 4, 1810

The Most Hon. the Marquess of Standon
Bythorne Castle, Westmoreland

My Lord Marquess,

If you would but spare me a moment of patience and allow me to introduce myself, I think you will find my forthcoming proposition quite amenable. My name is Miss Felicity Langley and I will graduate in a year from Miss Emery’s Establishment for the Education of Genteel Ladies. A mutual friend of ours, Lord John Tremont, suggested I write to you and propose that we consider uniting in marriage—that is, once I’ve finished a brilliant Season. You see, I have every intention of marrying a duke, and Jack thought you might prove a likely candidate despite the fact that you have yet to inherit from your grandfather. Speaking of your esteemed grandsire, how is his health…?

—An extract from Felicity Langley’s correspondence to the Marquess of Standon

The Duke of Hollindrake’s secretary laughed out loud.

This was notable for two reasons: No one ever laughed in front of the imposing and impossibly ill-tempered duke, and, who would have ever thought that his straight-backed, pinched-nosed, impeccably mannered secretary, Mr. Gibbens, even knew how?

And then he laughed again. Guffawed, really. Out loud and much to his employer’s chagrin.

“Whatever has come over you, Gibbens? Have you gone mad?” the duke barked across the wide desk separating them. “Control yourself this instant!”

Gibbens struggled to do just that, but it was of no use. His gaze slipped once again to the last line of the letter he’d been reading and he broke out in a loud gale of laughter and continued until tears ran down his cheeks. It wasn’t until he set aside the well-traveled post to retrieve a handkerchief from his waistcoat pocket and had a chance to wipe his eyes that he recovered enough to answer. “My deepest apologies, Your Grace. It is just that—” And then he started to stammer again, his eyes crinkling in the corners and his lips twitching rebelliously. He shook his head and pointed like a guilty child at the letter.

“Harrumph! Whatever nonsense is this?” the duke asked as he reached for it.

“A letter, Your Grace,” Gibbens managed. “To your grandson.”

“Standon? Whyever would someone be writing him, least of all have the nerve to send it here?” He eyed the missive in his hand as if it carried plague. “Owes more money, does he? Well, I’m not paying his debts. I’m not, I say.”

Standon and his grandfather had never seen eye-to-eye, having argued years earlier, resulting in the younger Sterling leaving England and his family, without ever looking back.

Of course that had been well and good with the duke, for his miscreant grandson had been the third son of a third son, so far removed from inheriting that his foibles and follies had been nothing more than a continuing annoyance rather than any grave concern. That is, until fate intervened—and now the young buck who’d driven his family mad with his exploits and then disappeared was the heir.

So even as the old duke made his strident declaration, to anyone who knew him, there was an odd wistful note behind his words. Regret, even.

“It isn’t about debts, Your Grace,” Gibbens explained. “Rather, the letter is from a young lady—”

“Got himself into that sort of trouble, eh? Not going to have some wench thinking she can wrangle a fortune—”

“No, Your Grace, it isn’t that sort of, um, well, difficulty,” Gibbens managed, for he was a lifelong bachelor and carried an unholy fear of the female sex. “Rather it is from a lady. A proper one.”

“A proper one, you say?” Hollindrake brought the letter up for a closer examination. “And from Bath it appears,” he said, looking at the directions. “What the devil is this Miss Emery’s?”

“A school, Your Grace. I believe it teaches deportment and other such qualities.”

“Churning out qualified flirts and silly chits, most likely,” the old man said with a snort. Yet there was a glint of curiosity in his old rheumy dark eyes. He looked up and pinned a glance on his secretary. “And what the devil did you find so amusing?”

Gibbens choked and stammered. “Miss Langley writes to ask, that is, she is under the impression that, well, apparently—”

“Out with it, man,” Hollindrake barked.

The poor man took a deep breath, screwed up every bit of courage he possessed and managed to get it all out in one sentence. “This Miss Langley is proposing that Lord Standon consider her hand in marriage.” Gibbens then closed his eyes and braced himself for the pending explosion.

None came. And after an indecent amount of silence, he peeked out through his lashes and discovered the old duke engrossed in reading the letter for himself.

Then the second noteworthy event occurred that day.

The duke laughed.

“Some cheek!” he said, once he gathered his wits about him. “She has the audacity to inquire about the state of my health. Probably be demmed disappointed to find me fit and hardy, I wager.” He set the letter down on his desk and laughed again.

“Yes, Your Grace,” his secretary agreed. “Quite presumptuous.”

“Exactly!” the duke declared. “Which is why we are going to answer it.”

“Answer it, Your Grace?” A sense of foreboding ran down the secretary’s spine.

“Of course! Why, I suspect any chit with this much brass would make a most excellent duchess. And further, I’d wager she’d bring that rapscallion grandson of mine to heel.”

Gibbens’ lips flapped like a fish out of water. “You mean to accept her proposal? But, Your Grace, you can hardly accept a proposal for your grandson on a matter such as this, why it’s—”

“I can and I will!” the old man said, sitting up straight and looking younger than he had in years. “So we will answer this Miss Langley—and court her in his name. One day Standon will thank me.”

And eventually he did.

But not at first.

807. Wicked Ties (Shayla Black)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
When a stalker ratchets up his attempts to get to her, cable sex talk show host Morgan O'Malley turns to Jack Cole-a self-proclaimed dominant- for help. Though Jack is a bodyguard, Morgan feels anything but safe in his presence. Because slowly and seductively, Jack is bringing her deepest fantasies to the surface. And when he bends her to his will, what's more shocking than her surrender is how much she enjoys it and how she starts to crave his masterful touch. A willing player in Jack's games, Morgan knows that his motives aren't pure. But she has no idea how personal they are.

My rating: 4 stars

Monday, December 3, 2007

806. A Caribbean Mystery (Agatha Christie)

Synopsis from Barnes & Noble:
Recovering from a bout of pneumonia, Miss Marple is basking in the warm sunshine of the West Indies, where the scenery is beautiful, yet every day seems the same. That is, until Major Palgrave dies suddenly thrusting Miss Marple into a murder investigation of a most exotic nature.

My rating: 4 stars

Publication information:
  • 1964
  • Collins Crime Club
  • London
  • Orange/red cloth with gilt lettering
  • Dust wrapper priced at 16/-

805. Tempting Juliana (Lauren Royal)

Synopsis from Barnes & Noble:
It's a good thing Juliana Chase takes such pleasure in playing matchmaker, because there's nothing she wants more than to see her loved ones happy. Her latest pairing involves Dr. James Trevor, Earl of Stafford, and her friend, Amanda. So why does the handsome physician insist on ignoring her good intentions -- and shaking up her sensible plans?

My rating: 1 star

804. Rumpole of the Bailey (John Mortimer)

Synopsis:
The first Rumpole book. Contains:
  • "Rumpole and the Younger Generation"
  • "Rumpole and the Alternative Society"
  • "Rumpole and the Honourable Member"
  • "Rumpole and the Married Lady"
  • "Rumpole and the Learned Friends"
  • "Rumpole and the Heavy Brigade"
My rating: 5 stars

Publication information:
  • 1978
  • Penguin

803. Only a Duke Will Do (Sabrina Jeffries)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Seven years after Louisa North effectively banished him to India for recklessly kissing her, Simon Tremaine returns to England. Determined to pursue a career in politics, he has no intention of becoming involved with the lovely Louisa again, until the king "suggests" that marrying Louisa might help win Simon a nomination as England's next prime minister. As the leader of the London Ladies Society, Louisa and her dedicated group of volunteers have been bedeviling the government for prison reform, but if Simon were to marry Louisa, he could effectively limit the scope of her group's work. Louisa is skeptical of Simon when he begins courting her, but Simon's kisses soon banish all her concerns, until Louisa discovers exactly why Simon now wishes to wed her.

My rating: 3 stars

My review: Too much politics! If I wanted to read about politics, I'd read the newspaper.

802. The Rake (Suzanne Enoch)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
A Regency romp about a young lady who vows revenge on the rakish lord who loved and left her, only to find herself unexpectedly caught in Cupid's net along with the handsome viscount when her plan to love and leave him backfires.

My rating: 3 stars

801. Nauti Nights (Lora Leigh)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
James "Dawg" Mackay has lusted after sweet Crista for years. Just as many as she's spent running from him-and from a dangerous attraction. But for Crista, running isn't an option anymore because Dawg's got a plan to get her and keep her. It's kind of low-down -- but completely hot.

My rating: 4 stars

Sunday, December 2, 2007

800. Housekeeping (Marilynne Robinson)

Synopsis from Amazon:
A modern classic, Housekeeping is the story of Ruth and her younger sister, Lucille, who grow up haphazardly, first under the care of their competent grandmother, then of two comically bumbling great-aunts, and finally of Sylvie, their eccentric and remote aunt. The family house is in the small Far West town of Fingerbone set on a glacial lake, the same lake where their grandfather died in a spectacular train wreck, and their mother drove off a cliff to her death. It is a town "chastened by an outsized landscape and extravagant weather, and chastened again by an awareness that the whole of human history had occurred elsewhere." Ruth and Lucille's struggle toward adulthood beautifully illuminates the price of loss and survival, and the dangerous and deep undertow of transience.

My rating: 2 stars