Sunday, October 7, 2007

700. Natural Born Charmer (Susan Elizabeth Phillips)

The Blue Ridge Mountains which go through Tennessee

Synopsis from Amazon:
After her ex-boyfriend Monty insists that she is the only person he ever loved, Blue Bailey packs up everything she has (which isn't much) and moves from Seattle to Colorado to be with him. But once Blue arrives, she discovers Monty has found love again with a younger, blonder new girlfriend. With few job options and practically no money, Blue thought she might be stuck in Colorado for a long time, until Dean Robillard drives through on his way to Tennessee. The last person Blue wants to ask for a favor is a way-too-gorgeous-for-his-own-good stranger who annoys her to no end. And who turns out to be the quarterback for the Chicago Stars. But Dean is Blue's only ticket out, even if it means she is stuck with him all the way to Tennessee.

My rating: 4 stars

699. The Penalty Box (Deirdre Martin)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Katie's mother has done the unthinkable: she's responded yes to Katie's high-school-reunion invitation. Thin, beautiful, and a successful academic, Katie is only back in her hometown to complete her new book and help her mother take care of her nephew while Katie's sister is in rehab. Back in school she was teased mercilessly about her weight, and she is surprised at the reunion when most of her former tormentors apologize for their former transgressions. But one nasty encounter induces her to flee, and she runs straight into the subject of many adolescent fantasies: Paul Van Dorn, a professional hockey player for the New York Blades until too many concussions brought an end to his promising career. Katie and Paul secretly become a couple, but they have issues. She believes he is living in the past -- a place she does not want to be.

My rating: 4 stars

Excerpt: [from Chapter 1]

According, to Katie Fisher, there were two types of people in the world: those who attended high school reunions, and those who did not. She herself definitely fell into the latter category, which is why she almost passed Diet Coke through her nose when her mother casually informed her she’d taken the liberty of RSVPing the invitation to Katie’s tenth high school reunion, saying she would attend.

“You did WHAT?” Katie gasped, inhaling an ice cube.

“I thought it would be fun,” her mother replied gaily, transferring a chicken casserole from the oven to the counter. She glanced over her shoulder at Katie with concern. “Are you all right, dear?”

“Fine,” Katie rasped. “Nothing like a good choke to end the day with.”

“Oh, you.” Her mother, a small, cheerful, doughy woman, clucked her tongue. She’d never quite gotten Katie’s sense of humor.

Having narrowly avoided death by ice cube, Katie filled with dread at the thought of revisiting Didsbury High’s class of ‘96. She wasn’t a curmudgeon, or antisocial, or uppity. Nor had she contracted an unsavory social disease the way Lulu Davenport had, farted in the middle of chemistry class like Magnus Pane, or ruined the school’s annual production of “The Nutcracker Suite” by crashing into a cardboard Christmas tree onstage like Bridget Devlin. Katie’s sin had been unpopularity. High school had been painful.

She’d grown up poor, the result of her father having died young, forcing her mother to support the family on a factory worker’s wages. It shouldn’t have made a difference—tiny Didsbury, Connecticut, prided itself on being a mixed community with rich and poor alike—but it did. In the status-driven world of high school, to be rich was to be “in,” to be poor “out.” Katie had been a girl in clean but unfashionable clothing who came from the wrong part of town. A girl who hadn’t had a home PC or a cell phone, who’d used public transportation because her mother hadn’t had a car she could toodle around in on the weekends. Not that she’d had anyone to toodle around with.

Katie had also been brainy. Super-scary-knows-the-answer-to-every-question-the-teacher-asks brainy. To be a teenage brainiac was completely uncool, especially for a girl. It scared people. Especially guys. Especially jocks.

Last but not least, Katie had also been fat, which in high school was the equivalent of being an untouchable. She was the girl whose pants size exceeded her age. Boys had walked behind her in the hall making oinking noises. Girls had slammed her into lockers or invited her to phantom social events.

Nerdy, poor, and dumpy. Three strikes and you’re out. The story of Katie Fisher’s adolescent life.

Just thinking about it got her annoyed at her mother all over again.

“I can’t believe you did that to me.” She cringed as her mother deftly sprinkled Day-Glo orange Velveeta on top of the casserole and slid it back into the oven. “No way am I going.”

Her mother clucked her tongue again. “Did what to you? You’ll have fun. You’ll get to see all your old friends.”

“And who would that be? Ronald McDonald?”

“I don’t know why you’re so hard on yourself, Katie. You’re a beautiful girl. You’re a successful professor of sociology.”

Now,” Katie corrected. “I wasn’t then.”

“All the more reason to attend the reunion.”

So that was why her mother wanted her to go. She wanted her former loser of a daughter to go forth and gloat.

Maybe her mom was on to something here. Maybe it would be fun to walk into the reunion in her now svelte body and ramp up the va-va-voom, just to watch their jaws drop. Or to casually mention in conversation that she was now teaching at prestigious Fallowfield College in Vermont. Katie Fisher, the class of ‘96’s biggest loser, back in town in a big way. Vengeance is mine, sayeth Katie. But that wasn’t who she was. Nor was it why she was back in Didsbury.

She was on a yearlong paid sabbatical, working on a book about sports and male identity. She could have stayed in Fallowfield to write the book; most of her research and interviews were done. But there was her nephew.

“Where’s Tuck?” she asked her mother, who was now humming to herself as she set the table for dinner.

Her mother frowned. “Upstairs on that computer you bought him.”

“Mom, he needs the computer for school. Believe me.”

“His eyes are going to go bad, playing all those crazy games. He sits up there for hours.” Her mother shot her a look of mild disapproval. “It’s not good, Katie.”

Katie knew that look. Tuck was behaving the way Katie once had, hiding away in his room. Though Tuck was only nine, Katie knew he viewed his bedroom as his refuge, the one place where he could escape and not have to face the fact that his mother preferred a drink to him, and that no one knew who his father was, his mother included. Katie knew firsthand how painful being fatherless could be. She’d filled the void by turning to food, while her sister, Mina, had embraced booze and bad behavior instead. Katie wanted to make sure Tuck didn’t follow in her sister’s footsteps.

She almost said something to her mother about Mina screwing up Tuck but held her tongue, knowing it would only upset her. Plus, she had to give credit where it was due. Mina was trying to get her act together. She had entered a residential rehab facility six weeks before. And Mina did have the presence of mind to ask their mother to take in Tuck while she was away. Tuck loved his grandmother, and she loved him. But that didn’t mean she had the energy or the means to care for a moody little boy who had seen and heard things he shouldn’t have. Katie decided to spend her sabbatical year in Didsbury to help her mother take care of Tuck. She wanted Tuck to know there was another adult in his life, apart from his grandmother, upon whom he could always count.

Taking the last plate from her mother, Katie set it down on the table. “I’ll talk to Tuck if you want. Tell him to get out more, maybe join the Knights of Columbus or start playing golf.”

Her mother shot her another look, albeit an affectionate one. “Thank you, Miss Wiseacre. He loves you, you know. Thinks you’re the bee’s knees.”

“I think the same of him. And please don’t use expres-sions like ‘Bee’s knees’. It makes you sound like you’re ancient, which you’re not.”

“Tell that to my joints.” She gave Katie’s arm a quick squeeze before hustling back to the stove to check on the broccoli. “So, you’re going, then?”

“To talk to Tuck? I just said I was.”

“No, to the reunion.”

“Mom—”

“Promise me you’ll at least think about it, Katie.”

“Why is this so important to you?”

“It’s not. I just think it’ll be good for you, that’s all.”

“Mom, I hated high school. You know that. I would rather watch C-Span than deal with any of those people again.”

“But you’re different now, and I bet they are, too. Or some of them. Go.”

“I’ll think about it. But I’m not promising anything.”

“You’ll go,” her mother trilled confidently.

Katie just rolled her eyes.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

698. Autobiography of a Fat Bride (Laurie Notaro)

Synopsis from Amazon:
In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie Notaro tries painfully to make the transition from all-night partyer and bar-stool regular to mortgagee with plumbing problems and no air-conditioning. Laurie finds grown-up life just as harrowing as her reckless youth, as she meets Mr. Right, moves in, settles down, and crosses the toe-stubbing threshold of matrimony. From her mother's grade-school warning to avoid kids in tie-dyed shirts because their hippie parents spent their food money on drugs and art supplies; to her night-before-the-wedding panic over whether her religion is the one where you step on the glass; to her unfortunate overpreparation for the mandatory drug-screening urine test at work; to her audition as a Playboy centerfold as research for a newspaper story, Autobiography of a Fat Bride has the same zits-and-all candor and outrageous humor that made Idiot Girls an instant cult phenomenon.

My rating: 5 stars

Friday, October 5, 2007

697. Menage a Magick (Lora Leigh)

Synopsis from Amazon:
For a millennia, the Covenani Sorceresses of planet Sentmar have been separated from the Cauldaran Wizards, their natural mates. Deceit and blood have forced a reunion; destiny and passion have forced a bond. Brianna, youngest of the Princesses of Covenani, will be a consort to two handsome, virile Wizards. Will the union be forged in desire and love, or will she deny the union, as well as the two men who are bound to her, hearts and souls?

My rating: 2 stars

Thursday, October 4, 2007

696. A Kiss of Fate (Mary Jo Putney)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Gwynne, the daughter of an eighteenth-century librarian and widow of one of the powerful Guardians, has always wished she had inherited the Guardians' magical talents, but she is an excellent librarian and scholar of Guardian history. Gwynne is consequently overwhelmed when she meets Lord Ballister, a Scottish laird and the most powerful Guardian weather worker in generations. And he is instantly besotted. Wanting nothing to do with him because of the visions of bloodshed she has when close to him, Gwynne nevertheless agrees to marry him at the behest of the Guardian Council, and her wedding night reveals that she really does have a Guardian gift. Then their love for each other and dedication to the Guardian cause bring new challenges when Bonnie Prince Charlie arrives in Scotland.

My rating: 1 star

695. The Complete Poems (Catullus)

Catullus

Synopsis from Amazon:
Of all Greek and Latin poets Catullus is perhaps the most accessible to the modern reader. Dealing candidly with the basic human emotions of love and hate, his virile, personal tone exerts a powerful appeal on all kinds of readers. The 116 poems collected in this new translation include the famous Lesbia poems and display the full range of Catullus's mastery of lyric meter, mythological themes, and epigrammatic invective and wit.

My rating: 4 stars

694. The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (Ernest J. Gaines)

Synopsis from Amazon:
Set in rural southern Louisiana, the novel spans 100 years of American history -- from the early 1860s to the onset of the civil rights movement in the 1960s -- in following the life of the elderly Jane Pittman, who witnessed those years. A child at the end of the Civil War, Jane survives a massacre by former Confederate soldiers. She serves as a steadying influence for several black men who work hard to achieve dignity and economic as well as political equality. After the death of her husband, Joe Pittman, Jane becomes a committed Christian and a spiritual guide in her community. Spurred on by the violent death of a young community leader, Jane finally confronts a plantation owner who represents the white power structure to which she has always been subservient.

My rating: 4 stars

693. Aesop's Fables (Aesop)

1867 translation by George Fyler Townsend

Synopsis from Amazon:
One hundred forty stories written 600 years before Christ, with lessons as fresh for us now as they were for Aesop's contemporaries.

My rating: 4 stars

692. Sweet Discipline (Bonnie Hamre)

Synopsis from Amazon:
When Norris Brownell registers at an exclusive diet spa to further her career and salvage her social life, she expects the usual regimen of diet, exercise and behavior modification. However, Adrian, her personal trainer, knows that won't do. He's determined to train her to discipline her body and her impulses for more than portion control. He wants her for himself. She's initially appalled and resistant to his methods, but as her body slims and her sensual needs expand, she finds herself dealing with cravings that only Adrian can satisfy. Norris may lose much more than just pounds at the hand of her sensual trainer.

My rating: 4 stars

691. The Forbidden Lord (Sabrina Jeffries)

Synopsis from Amazon:
When Emily Fairchild first encounters the dashing Earl of Blackmore, she never dreams that the chance meeting would change her life forever. Yet as a rector's daughter, Emily knows she has no future with Jordan Blackmore. However, when Emily is trapped in a masquerade by her best friend's father, the playing field becomes more even. Emily becomes Lady Emma Campbell, a very eligible and acceptable debutante. And when "Emma" encounters Lord Blackmore, it is all she can do to keep up the charade, especially since he is determined to reveal the truth. The charade must continue in spite of her feelings for Blackmore. But will it ever end? Will she forever be destined to a forbidden love?

My rating: 3 stars

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

690. The Provincial Lady in Wartime (E. M. Delafield)

Air raid shelter in a Tube station

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
World War 2 has begun, and the provincial lady must cope with gas masks, evacuated relatives, and canteen service.

My rating: 5 stars

689. One, Two, Buckle My Shoe (Agatha Christie)

Cover of first edition

Synopsis from Amazon UK:

A dentist is found shot dead - a pistol lays nearby. Later, a patient is found dead from a lethal dose of anaesthetic. A clear case of murder and suicide. But why would a dentist commit a crime in the middle of a busy day? A shoe buckle holds the key to the mystery - can Poirot solve it?

My rating: 4 stars

Publication information:
  • US title: The Patriotic Murders
  • 1940
  • Collins Crime Club
  • London
  • Orange/red cloth with black lettering
  • Dust wrapper priced at 7/6

688. Getting Over It (Anna Maxted)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Helen Bradshaw, 26, has a lot to get over - a dogsbody job on a women's magazine - an attraction to unsuitable men - being five foot one - driving an elderly Toyota. She is about to ditch the infuriating Jasper when she hears the news that will change her life. Her father has collapsed with a massive heart attack. Initially, Helen thinks of this as an interruption in her already chaotic lifestyle. But with his death everything starts to fall apart around her - her relationship, her mother, even her cat. Her flatmate Luke has the tact of a traffic warden with toothache, her friend Tina is in love with her new man, her landlord Marcus is in love with himself, and, after the tequila incident, it looks as though Tom the vet will be sticking to Alsatians. Seems like Helen will be dealing with this one herself ....

My rating: 3 stars

687. The Making of Minty Malone (Isabel Wolff)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Everyone likes radio reporter Minty -- she's so terribly nice. But being nice doesn't save her from being jilted at the very altar by her attractive but domineering fiance Dominic. Ditched rather than hitched, a shocked Minty takes stock, and, on her husbandless honeymoon, she vows to become just a little less 'nice'. Joined by her fiery cousin Amber, whom no one could describe as sweet-natured, Minty sets out on a Quest for the Self, in which she will finally learn how to say 'No'. But Dominic's devastating desertion has left her with an unhealed wound. For if the man she loved could do that to her, then how can any man be trusted? But then Minty stumbles upon the real reason for Dominic's dreadful defection. Faced with the ugly truth, she prepares to move on, let go, and learn how to say 'Yes' once more.

My rating: 1 star

686. The Lost World (Arthur Conan Doyle)

Cover of first edition

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Headed by the larger than life figure of Professor Challenger, a scientific expedition sets out to explore a plateau in South America that remains frozen in time from the days when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Seemingly impossible to penetrate, this lost word holds great danger for the four men, whether from fiendish ape-men or terrifying prehistoric creatures.

My rating: 5 stars

Publication information:
  • 1912
  • London
  • Hodder & Stoughton

685. Artists in Crime (Ngaio Marsh)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
One of Ngaio Marsh's most famous murder mysteries, which introduces Inspector Alleyn to his future wife, the irrepressible Agatha Troy. It started as a student exercise, the knife under the drape, the model's pose chalked in place. But before Agatha Troy, artist and instructor, returns to the class, the pose has been re-enacted in earnest: the model is dead, fixed for ever in one of the most dramatic poses Troy has ever seen. It's a difficult case for Chief Detective Inspector Alleyn. How can he believe that the woman he loves is a murderess? And yet no one can be above suspicion ....

My rating: 4 stars

Publication information:
  • 1938
  • Bles
  • London
  • Red cloth with white lettering
  • Dust Wrapper priced at 7/6

684. Simply Divine (Wendy Holden)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Twentysomething, magazine journalist Jane has enough stress -- breaking up with her boyfriend, falling in love with a man who leaves the country the next morning and the spare tyre around her waist -- without the added headache of the glamorous socialite Champagne D'Vyne, who pops effervescently into her life and proceeds to sour everything as their lives become inextricably intertwined.

Meanwhile, her best friend Tally's crumbling ancestral mansion in Lower Bulge is about to be sold off unless Jane can find a rich knight to come to Tally's rescue and, while she's at it, nab one for herself. The reader is launched into the world of double-barrelled socialites like the Front-Bottomes and Uppe-Timmselves, and the offices of the "Gorgeous" and "Fabulous" magazine worlds where only girls with slim calves and tinted bikini lines get onto the front covers.

Simply Divine sparkles with Wendy Holden's sharp, acerbic wit as she bursts the bubble of high society's extravagant pretensions and leaves the reader choking at some of her more shocking sentiments:

"How could [Tally] see that far? ... This honing of the optics came, Jane imagined, courtesy of the genetic inheritance of generations of Venerys scanning the horizons of their vast acreage. Being grand, however, had its downsides too. Like the girls at Fabulous, Tally had always suffered the most agonising of periods. Blue blood was evidently more painful."
Wendy Holden holds nothing back in her outrageous satire on the rich and frivolous, from psychics to New Age ceremonies to modern, "glossy" bibles, she exposes the shallowness behind the façade.

My rating: 2 stars

683. Moneyball (Michael Lewis)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Billy Beane, general manager of MLB's Oakland A's and protagonist of Michael Lewis's Moneyball had a problem: how to win in the Major Leagues with a budget that's smaller than that of nearly every other team. Conventional wisdom long held that big name, highly athletic hitters and young pitchers with rocket arms were the ticket to success. But Beane and his staff, buoyed by massive amounts of carefully interpreted statistical data, believed that wins could be had by more affordable methods such as hitters with high on-base percentage and pitchers who get lots of ground outs. Given this information and a tight budget, Beane defied tradition and his own scouting department to build winning teams of young affordable players and inexpensive cast-off veterans.

Lewis was in the room with the A's top management as they spent the summer of 2002 adding and subtracting players and he provides outstanding play-by-play. In the June player draft, Beane acquired nearly every prospect he coveted (few of whom were coveted by other teams) and at the July trading deadline he engaged in a tense battle of nerves to acquire a lefty reliever.

Besides being one of the most insider accounts ever written about baseball, Moneyball is populated with fascinating characters. We meet Jeremy Brown, an overweight college catcher who most teams project to be a 15th round draft pick (Beane takes him in the first). Sidearm pitcher Chad Bradford is plucked from the White Sox triple-A club to be a key set-up man and catcher Scott Hatteberg is rebuilt as a first baseman. But the most interesting character is Beane himself. A speedy athletic can't-miss prospect who somehow missed, Beane reinvents himself as a front-office guru, relying on players completely unlike, say, Billy Beane. Lewis, one of the top non-fiction writers of his era (Liar's Poker, Next), offers highly accessible explanations of baseball stats and his roadmap of Beane's economic approach makes Moneyball an appealing reading experience for business people and sports fans alike.

My rating: 5 stars

My review: A must-read for baseball fans.