Showing posts with label Louise Rennison. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Louise Rennison. Show all posts

Sunday, December 6, 2009

1083. Stop in the Name of Pants! (Louise Rennison)

Synopsis:
Time to gird the loins and pucker up.

Blimey O'Reilly's trousers! Three maybe-boyfriends is a lot for any girl to handle - red-bottomed or not. What with Robbie the Sex God back from Kiwi-a-gogo land wanting to "get coffee" and whatsit, Masimo the Luuurve God saying things like "Ciao, Georgia, see you later" (the good see-you-later or the bad see-you-later??), and her mate Dave the Laugh snogging her in a pond, it's enough to make any girl mad.

Good thing she has the ace gang to keep her sane. Ish.

But now that she has tearfully eschewed Robbie the Sex God with a firm hand, Georgia is left with two potential snoggees to choose from, and it's high time she left the cakeshop of love for good. This time with a gorgey Italian cakey. Or a nip-libbling Dave the Tart. But certainly not both. Maybe.

My rating: 4 stars

Friday, December 4, 2009

1045. Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me? (Louise Rennison)

Synopsis:
Ohmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets. It's the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store? Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only? So many boys, so little time!

My rating: 4 stars

My review: A great ending (WAH!) to the series.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

1015. Love is a Many Trousered Thing (Louise Rennison)

Synopsis:
Georgia thought her heartbreak-osity troubles were over when Masimo announced that he wanted to be her one and only. But just as she hits Swoon City, Robbie, the original Sex God, shows up. How in the world has Georgia accidentally acquired two Sex Gods?

Before Georgia can decide what to do next, she must figure out what Robbie's intentions are—and if his sudden re-appearance changes her mind about Masimo. And as much as she wants to turn to Dave the Laugh for help, he's another romantic thorn (and prospective snoggee) in her side. Will Georgia ever get off the rack of love once and for all?

My rating: 4 stars

Friday, September 7, 2007

596. Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (Louise Rennison)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and things are wonderful. Except her loony parents are dragging her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland), and the Sex God's band's chance at a record contract has left her something of a "pop widow." Then up rears temptation in the form of old flame Dave the Laugh. Is Georgia about to become a shameless vixen?

My rating: 5 stars

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

531. On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God: Further Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (Louise Rennison)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Fourteen-year-old Georgia Nicolson is back in British author Louise Rennison's irreverent, laugh-out-loud sequel to the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging. Written in diary form, these truly hilarious books chronicle the often minute-by-minute, very dramatic, and significant flip-flops of a teenager's psyche.

7:18 p.m.
My eyes are all swollen up like mice eyes from crying. Even my nose is swollen. It's not small at the best of times, but now it looks like I've got three cheeks. Marvelous. Thank you, God.

9:00 p.m.
I'll never get over this.

9:10 p.m.
Time goes very slowly when you're suicidal.

What tragedy has her so distraught? Her parents have told her she's moving to New Zealand just when she's managed to snog (kiss -- look it up in the glossary) the SG (Sex God, a.k.a Robbie). This is of course not the only source of drama in Georgia's eventful life. Her half Scottish wildcat, Angus, who is the size of a small Labrador, herds the poodles next door and terrorizes the neighborhood. Her little sister, Libby, who is slightly mad, stores her "pooey knickers" and her scuba-diving Barbie doll in Georgia's bed. Her mother (from whom she inherited her orangutan eyebrow gene and possibly her "gigantic basoomas") is clearly inhabiting Earth solely to make her life miserable, and even her best friend Jas is "half girl, half turnip."

Despite the fact that she's spared from going to "Kiwi-a-gogo land," things don't get much better for Georgia. She's suspended for a childish prank right before her dad returns from New Zealand, she falls in love with the SG who dumps her for being too young, and Dave, the "red-herring" boyfriend she's using to make the SG jealous calls her a "heartless whatsit." And, she continues, "the spot on my bum is probably a boil. I wonder what Buddha would do now?" Rennison's comedic timing is brilliant. Adolescent angst ("I hope I am not driven to the brink of madness by grief") vanishes less than an hour later ("Angus can fetch sticks!!!") and sometimes even sooner. (Warning: Do not read this book while riding a train or bus unless you don't care what people think of intermittent explosive laughter. Seriously.)

My rating: 5 stars

Publication information:
  • UK title: It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers

Monday, July 23, 2007

507. Away Laughing on a Fast Camel (Louise Rennison)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Georgia continues her fabbity-fab ride through adolescence. Pining for her boyfriend Robbie, aka the Sex God, who is in Kiwi-a-gogo land, she finally receives the long-awaited letter. To her dismay, it is anything but romantic and she finds herself with a severe case of heart breakosity. No fear, her attention is quickly diverted by Masimo, an Italian American who is the new boy in town.

My rating: 5 stars

Publication information:
  • UK title: ... And that's when it fell off in my hand

Monday, April 30, 2007

35. Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers (Louise Rennison)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
Georgia can't wait to visit Hamburger-a-gogo land with Jas in tow so she can finally track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat. But after a long week in America, Georgia only succeeds in learning importantish things -- like how to ride a bucking bronco -- before she's dragged back to England by Mutti and Vati. Will Georgia be able to reel in the Italian dreamboat, or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?

My rating: 5 stars

32. Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging: Confessions of Georgia Nicholson (Louise Rennison)

Synopsis from Amazon Canada:
She has a precocious 3-year-old sister who tends to leave wet nappies at the foot of her bed, an insane cat who is prone to leg-shredding "Call of the Wild" episodes, and embarrassing parents who make her want to escape to Stonehenge and dance with the Druids. No wonder 14-year-old Georgia Nicolson laments, "Honestly, what is the point?" A Bridget Jones for the younger set, Georgia records the momentous events of her life--and they are all momentous--in her diary, which serves as a truly hilarious account of what it means to be a modern girl on the cusp of womanhood.

My rating: 5 stars

My review: I read these books recently and thought, "This is my prep school life in a nutshell." Hiking up skirts when around the boys, the gym teacher who may or may not be a lesbian, adventures with tweezers, etc. It's one of the funniest books I've ever read. It's also one of the few "clean" books for teenagers (the girls aren't having sex, taking drugs, etc.) which is nice for a change.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

18. "... Startled by His Furry Shorts!" (Louise Rennison)

Synopsis from Amazon UK:
Sound the Cosmic Horn! Bestselling author, Louise Rennison's seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager, Georgia Nicolson is out in PB! Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why? One minute he was snogging me, and then the next, he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip. Perhaps I should tell him, he can go out with her as well as me...But then, I might snog him after she has snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!! Erlack! I would rather snog my cat, Angus! He has certainly got nicer legs! Well, more of them anyway. Georgia is on the 'rack of luuurve' once more...Will Masimo the Italian Stallion agree to be her one and only boyfriend? How does she really feel about her old friend and lip-nibbling partner, Dave the Laugh? And, has Robbie the Sex God really gone for good? You'll laugh with her and cry with her - follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately tries to muddle her way through teenage life.

My rating: 5 stars